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[Anonymous Poker @AnonymousPoker1]

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[Anonymous Poker @AnonymousPoker1]

He need some milk.

[Rain Drops Media @Raindropsmedia1]

Houston man stole designer glasses from Neiman Marcus at Galleria Mall, posted on social media, and stayed. When cops arrived, he fled, jumped from the second floor onto the ice rink, and broke both legs. 😳💔🧊

[Anonymous Poker @AnonymousPoker1]

Found @AllenKessler burner account.

[TheRealFats @real_fats]

Hey @McDonalds, let's take today to recap where things stand and how we got to this point. Hopefully, you will take this seriously and address this issue before I am forced to escalate to the next level to convince you that you need to address or fix this problem.

The issue is simple: Why would a customer be asked to pull away from the pick-up window to wait in a designated area to receive their food order if there are NO OTHER CARS IN THE DRIVE-THRU LINE BEHIND THEM?

You initially responded in a DM acknowledging

"... that’s definitely annoying, especially when you’re in a hurry."

Subsequent to this acknowledgement, you requested the following info from me.

"could you please share your details like full name, phone number, email address, restaurant address, date and time of your visit, how you placed the order (whether through the Mobile App, Drive-thru, or In-store), where the order was picked up & we'll look into it."

The only thing you were asked was to explain why it would ever be necessary for the customer to leave the pick-up window under the situation explained. This is not about outing one particular establishment or receiving coupons to compensate me for the annoying inconvenience I endured. This is simply about getting an answer to the simple question asked. Because my email and phone number are private, I did consent to calling back either your Chief Operations Officer or the Chairman of your Corporate Board of Directors if you would provide me with their phone numbers. Since my initial post many people have weighed in with similar experiences and if you desire to compensate them with freebies, I've offered to help you distribute a promo-code to those affected. My suggestion was to use

McSORRY as the code.

Again as for me, I'm just interested in an answer to the question regarding a situation which you already acknowledge is annoying to your customers.

Moving forward, you continued to ignore my requests and I pointed out that if the answer was because the restaurants are trying to manipulate service times by causing timers to be reset prior to service having been completed, that you may be involved in a big conspiracy where future franchise owners are buying restaurants based on falsified efficiency data. Naturally I tagged @SECGov
to look into this matter and potentially open an investigation if you don't address the problem.

Finally, when the threat of @SECGov didn't phase you, I was forced to plead my case to one of your best and most supportive customers.

Your lack of urgency to address this finally forced me to appeal to @realDonaldTrump to issue the following executive order:

By executive order, I, Donald J. Trump make it illegal for a McDonalds restaurant to ask a patron to pull away from the pick-up window to wait in a designated area for their order when there are NO OTHER CARS IN THE DRIVE-THRU LINE BEHIND THEM.

I am confident he will do this as soon as he gets a gap in his schedule.

We both know there is no circumstance where you would ever make Donald J Trump have the Presidential Limousine pull into a designated area to wait for his order if no other cars were in the drive-thru line.

I await an answer or tomorrow this issue will escalate if I haven't received a response.

[Thomas Keeling @SrslySirius]

Phil Hellmuth is a scumbag

[(((Jew))) @JoshMalina]

. @WAFoxen: ASSHOLE

[Jesse Fullen @jessefullen]

Another update to WSOP Rule 115:

[Jerod Smith @jsmith84poker]

It's pretty funny to me that the same old guys who make fun of this generation for being soft and giving out participation trophies to everyone turn into whiny babies when you refuse to pay the bubble in a poker tournament.

[Bart Hanson @BartHanson]

Ted Cruz flats AK to a single raise pre

[Still Shady @TheRealMeloy]

@phil_hellmuth @ThePokerNinjas Tom Brady couldn't pull this off.

[Kevin Mathers @Kevmath]

Watching people trying to exit at the enter doors and enter through the exit doors made me nostalgic for those trying to open a locked door on the Amazon room with hundreds waiting outside

[Anonymous Poker @AnonymousPoker1]

The @VenetianPoker Room has more cash games than any other room in Las Vegas right now. People love the new rake structure!

[Adam Savage @donttrythis]

I'm OBSESSED with the film Rounders, and I've wanted a set of Teddy KGB's poker chips ever since I saw the movie. The actual production pieces are expensive, though, so here's what I did instead! https://t.co/8oKLDUFNCl

[Anonymous Poker @AnonymousPoker1]

If you’re calling 17, you’re calling 22

[Scotty Nguyen @TheScottyNguyen]

#bottlecapchallange yeah baby! #poker @WSOP @PokerNews @espn

[Uncle Ron @UncleRonAA]

Jus saw @JustinBonomo walk into Day 2 of the 100,000$ event...

[KMart @KmartPoker]

Showing your penis to the table is just speechplay. Sad to see the WSOP taking the fun out of poker. #wsop

[Blake Whittington @SipnShamPain]

The Rio is an absolute zoo and I fucking love it