$ZIDEN is a reminder of who the fuck we are in crypto.
Another celebrity launch coming, and everyone’s getting ready to ape in like the rich haven’t already had enough of our money. Apparently the trenches are now a celebrity retirement fund.
So here’s Anonymous Ziden. A spin-off of ZCAT, turning this whole ridiculous situation into a meme.
“Why would anyone buy that?”
Why would you buy a celebrity’s token like they need help paying rent?
Remember when we actually memed this bullshit? When someone famous showing up with their hand out was material for a thousand memes?
That’s the point of $ZIDEN. Make the ridiculous look ridiculous. Give people something funny to get behind. Keep the attention, the energy and the culture in the trenches.
We’re going to be posting Ziden memes and videos the whole way through. Every headline, every ridiculous moment, every piece of celebrity nonsense. Keep giving us material. We’ll keep making memes.
Of course we’re here to make money too. Nobody’s checking Dexscreener every thirty seconds for spiritual growth. But we can have some fucking fun without making another millionaire the main character.
Support $ZIDEN for the fun, for the culture, and to support stonk. Make a meme. Share a video. Bring your friends into the chaos. We’ve got enough creative people in these trenches to make our own entertainment.
Remember who you are. Keep memeing. Keep trolling. Keep stonk loud. Support the people making crypto worth being part of.
Don’t support the laptop. Buy $ZIDEN.
$10K market cap at the time of writing, and a very fair question:
Why are we feeding these people again?
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Whoever didn’t see this coming for laptop deserves to lose money and definitely belongs in #SolanaCommunity
Should ape $ZIDEN instead.
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$ZIDEN caught him laundering the laptop.
Even the spa couldn’t cleanse a celebrity token with a founder stash and a redemption-story wrapper.
Keep your SOL. Keep your dignity.
Support Stonk. Buy ZIDEN.
$ZIDEN found $LAPTOP in cold storage waiting for retail to provide exit liquidity.
Unfortunately, the snowman had stronger fundamentals.
Support ZIDEN, not the laptop.
Support Stonk, not Pump.