ᎢᎬᎷᏢᎾ🫟

[ᎢᎬᎷᏢᎾ🫟 @Anonymous__Te]

Vitinha ignoring Ronaldo's forward run just to give a back pass

[ᎢᎬᎷᏢᎾ🫟 @Anonymous__Te]

Vitinha ignoring Ronaldo's forward run just to give a back pass

[ᎢᎬᎷᏢᎾ🫟 @Anonymous__Te]

This happen to me, it was a long time ago though but the memory is so embarrassing 😭 I overheard his mom asking him "Don't that your friend eat at home? Why's he always here?" Immediately I had to find an excuse to leave before he even said anything 😭😭

[𝐌𝐫.𝐊𝐀𝐋™ @dekim_Kalvino]

When you're holding your bro's phone and his mom texts: "Tell your friend to go, we want to eat.

[𝘽𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙤🐊 @engrdocb]

I try not to fool on this app everyday and it’s difficult af fr.

[Esene @www_importer]

"There's power in my tongue"

Tongue when you don take lick kuntus

[ᎢᎬᎷᏢᎾ🫟 @Anonymous__Te]

@Spicymind01 And I gave this girl my kidney and she didn't even appreciate it. Such ungrateful person 😒

[Olayemi🌹 @sheisola145]

I go tiff am incase una hear say dem beat me

[ᎢᎬᎷᏢᎾ🫟 @Anonymous__Te]

@Spicymind01 If I ever left the house out of anger, my coming back another set of beating awaits 😂

[ᎢᎬᎷᏢᎾ🫟 @Anonymous__Te]

This is really funny cus whenever I thought about running away as a kid, I’d remember my parents’ house was way better than my uncles' and aunties'… and I wasn’t ready to suffer yet so I'll just sit my ass down😂😭

[Spicymind @Spicymind01]

If you never attempt to run from house when you small
No be Nigerian parents raise you.

[ᎢᎬᎷᏢᎾ🫟 @Anonymous__Te]

@heisrichardz Lines full head😏

[ᎢᎬᎷᏢᎾ🫟 @Anonymous__Te]

Her: Why did you bring me to watch the game when you're on the bench?

Me: To prove to you that I'm not a player

[King Pujar @KingPujar]

Omo, me sef don vex. I go dey steal tweets till e bang from my side. 😭😭

[Esam @esam_baba1]

Girls are very wïcked, how you go give armless guy sweetie 😭

[ᎢᎬᎷᏢᎾ🫟 @Anonymous__Te]

@HRP_hayney Don't try buying an MTN sim else you'll be going back to the village

[ᎢᎬᎷᏢᎾ🫟 @Anonymous__Te]

Simple question: Are these two 😺 the same?

[AndyJnr ° Umaru  @AndyjnrUmaru]

A close mouth is a closed destiny, @boniface_jrn victor boniface, if you can see this abeg bless your Boy 🙏🏾.

0% chance, 100% faith 🚶🏽🚶🏽

[ᎢᎬᎷᏢᎾ🫟 @Anonymous__Te]

What’s a harsh truth society refuses to accept?

[ᎢᎬᎷᏢᎾ🫟 @Anonymous__Te]

RT @TheDamiForeign: Omo nothing make me dey attracted to a poor girl.

[Johnson chigemezu @jh6811862160951]

Watin remain to complete the setting

[Adam @b_adam45]

That nickname your friends gave you: