@arewablog_ Kai Rara maganan banxa kakeyi malam, kayi ma mutane shuru bamu bukatan wani korafi daga wurinka. You're one of the major problems of northern Nigeria, just that only few understand that.
📞Trump (screaming): “Emmanuel! Giorgia! You cowards! Strait of Hormuz closed, gas at $9! Join the war NOW or I pull out of NATO, cut Ukraine aid, let Putin eat you alive!”
Macron (cool as ice): “Donald, calm down. NATO isn’t your toy. Send your ships — or negotiate yourself. We’re not fixing America’s mess.”
Meloni (explodes, Italian fire): “Shut up, Donald! You come begging Italy to fight YOUR war so your gas drops? America always brags, brags, then leaves Europe to bury the dead! Italy ain’t your maid. Want out of NATO? Go now — let Ukraine rot! But when Russia knocks on New York, don’t cry! Threaten us again? I’ll tell the world you’re just a loudmouth clown — big talk, zero balls. Ciao, buffone!”
Line cuts. Trump throws phone. Meloni smirks: “Che idiota!”
Why shouldn’t we love Tijjani Gandu’s songs?
He’s a Hausa singer using his voice to enlighten Northerners about the dangers and harsh realities of Tinubu and APC’s government.
Alhamdulillah, the message is already reaching the grassroots.