A J Taylor

Middle aged gent who loves movies & music, especially Horror films. Like singing playing guitars, big into personal development.

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Proud to be the 7,497th 😎 on @BackerKit for First in Fright: The FANGORIA Compendium. https://t.co/FjX55e5R2T

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RIP Chuck Norris. A great martial artist & actor.

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An English doctor can't find a job in a hospital in America, so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside that reads "GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100."

An American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic.

Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste."

Dave: "Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 14 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."

Lawyer: "Ugh. This is kerosene."

Dave: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me my $20."

The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to try to recover his money.

Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I can’t remember anything."

Dave: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 14 and put 3 drops in his mouth."

Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste."

Dave: "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $20."

The fuming lawyer pays him, then comes back a week later, determined to get back $100.

Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak. I cannot see at all."

Dave: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this $100."

Lawyer (staring at the note): "But this is $20, not $100!”

Dave: "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $20"

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@LeonardBriscoe3 Isn't that the chap that had Nookie bear?

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@otokyo Claustrophobic.

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@vxylily A) six days after my 16th birthday.

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@RedEagleUpdates As a father I cannot see anything wrong with this. It's not at all rude the way it is written The sad fact is some people need reminding.

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@lady_valor_07 Color Out Of Space.

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@SVG__Collection Just pre-ordered Dr Who Season 10 Soundtrack. 🤔

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@quadcarl Kingston Town by UB40

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@ATRightMovies Kingston Town by UB40.

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@JamesMelville No pairs of laces.

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@zephyperliquid @HumansNoContext Too old now, they are looking for a younger actor around the 30 year age mark.

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@Marcello1967IT Was so glad I rewatched Pompeii at the cinema. The sound was awesome.

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@creepydotorg Lifeboat.

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@HorrorLovesBeth Evil Dead 2 & I've always had a soft spot for Halloween 3.

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@TheExtremeMusi1 Your evil & going hell.

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@Mikehomeseller Division for me, Momentary sounds a little dated but still good.

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@TheExtremeMusi1 Very much so, not 1 bad piece of music on there.

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@horrormuseum Strangers Chapter 1. God-damned awful film.