BarningMan

Auburn Fan | Simple Man | Usually on the Can | No representation is made that this parody account is to be taken seriously or as actual advice of any kind.

[BarningMan @AnotherBarnTard]

Omg can you just fucking glass this shithole please?

[U.S. Central Command @CENTCOM]

U.S. Central Command forces have begun launching a series of powerful strikes against Iran to impose heavy costs for targeting and attacking commercial shipping crewed by innocent civilians in an international waterway. The U.S. strikes are in response to Iranian attacks on three commercial vessels that were transiting the Strait of Hormuz. Iran’s demonstrated aggression was unwarranted, dangerous, and a clear violation of the ceasefire.

[BarningMan @AnotherBarnTard]

@SpicyKat1315 Who’s the lucky bastard that got to lick it all off?

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@SpicyKat1315 Oh now I’m not sleeping tonight at all 😈

[BarningMan @AnotherBarnTard]

RUN THEY ASS OUT THE STADIUM

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

FOUND A WAY THROUGH! 🇺🇸

[BarningMan @AnotherBarnTard]

@SpicyKat1315

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@SpicyKat1315

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@FoxNews He’s got his thong in a wad because everyone else can legally do what he’s done his entire tenure at Alabama. Once the playing field was leveled, he dipped out like a damn coward.

[BarningMan @AnotherBarnTard]

@hthieblot 🎶 Stupid videos 🎵

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@netflixsports Now Gina can get those curves back and prepare for her return as Cara Dune

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@sw_holocron Oh, come on. The undisputed king of aura farming is just being dramatic and is max aura farming. Its that simple.

[BarningMan @AnotherBarnTard]

@SenWarren You first

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@KatAUversion Ah, a cunning linguist, I see. Focus on whichever one lets you use your tongue to its fullest.

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@HouseDemocrats Clinical psychologists call this projecting, and is usually used as a defense mechanism where someone attributes their own unacceptable behavior onto others. Please follow the science. Thank you.

[BarningMan @AnotherBarnTard]

@Osint613 Yall finna get schwacked by the long weenie of Uncle Sam

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@Osint613 Can we just fucking glass them now?

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@JakeRammos The

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@JakeRammos Linus

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@NYCMayor So what's your plan when those ultra-wealthy people just move out, dipshit?

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@IraninHyderabad Yeah huh!

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