Maria Odense

Yoga Hustler

[Maria Odense @AnotherGDYogi]

Yogis, teachers and anyone else that needs to hear this:

did you know that there is more than one way to do/teach a pose?

Try it, it might blow your f*cking mind.

[Maria Odense @AnotherGDYogi]

The CDC recommends that you never take your knee past your ankle in warrior two.

[Maria Odense @AnotherGDYogi]

The CDC recommends extra chaturanga push ups during every single vinyasa.

[Maria Odense @AnotherGDYogi]

If only there was extra points for extra chaturanga push ups. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Maria Odense @AnotherGDYogi]

Why is handstand hang time in the middle of the room the most satisfying accomplishment of your life?

[Maria Odense @AnotherGDYogi]

Yin and Restorative Yoga are not the same thing and they never will be. ✌🏻

[Maria Odense @AnotherGDYogi]

Yoga Teacher: exhale, ardha navasana, 5 breaths

Me: ummm, no thanks, I’ll just lie here for a sec and be a paperweight

[Maria Odense @AnotherGDYogi]

Some People: I can’t do yoga, I can’t touch my toes

Every Yoga Teacher: Bend your knees

Everybody can do yoga

Every BODY can do yoga

[Maria Odense @AnotherGDYogi]

Even though our yoga studios are closed, somethings can still open. ie our hearts, our strong hips and an outdoor yoga studio.

Bravo @Yoga_Six Danville, bravo 👏🏻

[Maria Odense @AnotherGDYogi]

Just because you “know” how to chaturanga, doesn’t mean you have to do it. every. single. time.

namasté 🤘🏻

[Maria Odense @AnotherGDYogi]

Dear Yogi,

I don’t know why you shun me. I’m reliable, solid, rectangular and can make poses really awesome and more “comfortable”. I wish you loved me more.

With love,

Your Blocks ❌⭕️

[Maria Odense @AnotherGDYogi]

*on a zoom yoga class in belly savasana with drishti on point*

Ever wonder what those dust bunnies under your couch eat? Damn, they are thriving!

[Maria Odense @AnotherGDYogi]

And on this day @AnotherGDYogi was born and things have never quite been the same...

[Maria Odense @AnotherGDYogi]

After a month of Zoom yoga classes, why haven’t Yogis figured out how to mute themselves yet?

[Arwi Odense @motochefarwi]

#FRHIFoodBev so excited to meet our colleagues! Going to be an exciting time!

[Maria Odense @AnotherGDYogi]

Squeaky clean ride!

[Maria Odense @AnotherGDYogi]

#firstrideoftheseason