Rosa when she actually locks in to do her space duties instead of going on another one of Mario’s silly wacky adventures in the Hallucinogenic Kingdom of talking objects
My realistic predictions for this month’s #NintendoDirect™️:
Rosalina & the Cosmic Curse
Rosalina: Luma League puzzle game
Rosalina’s Luma Caretaker Simulator
Rosalina dating simulator
Super Mario Galaxy 4
Rosalina gets executed live
Super Smash Bros Ultimate Switch 2 edition
Behold:
The 4 horsemen of Galaxy themed merch that always felt like a no-brainer but either took too long to get (Luma plush) or just hasn’t happened yet…
“Mommy I’m scared”
“NO MORE SAYING CUSS WORDS!!! It is….not….good. I’m putting a video on YouTube about no more saying cuss words. No more saying cuss words, guys. It’s INAPPROPRIATE and VIOLENT!! If you say a cuss word then you’re like…like…going to jail….”