Dj Khaled

parody account on the pathway to more success

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Break up advice:

Don't worry, there will always be

Another one

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When you nut but she keep sucking

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When you flip out on your ma but then realize it was only because you were hungry

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#BismackBiyombo is a MAJOR roadblock on LeBron's pathway to more success.

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Like if u get it

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"Mommy how did you and dad meet ?"

Well it all started when your dad slid into my DMs

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If you played with these your childhood was lit

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Trying to get out of bed hungover be like

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Turned the 6 upside down its a 9 now

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Was Views from the 6 worth the hype?

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When you can't afford #ViewsFromThe6

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Another Celebrity dead

RIP Stuart Little

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Most lit part of childhood

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Another One

#PrinceRIP

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When your boy who died at the pre game shows up at the club

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Never skip leg day

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When Compton milk goes bad

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When it's her first time taking a load, and she tryna play it off cool

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When you've been texting her for months and she says,
" I love how strong a friendship we have "

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"Sit on my face"

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When she say " k night"
And u tryna figure out what u did wrong like