Ashley Crump

I dance, read, and know the words to songs.

[Ashley Crump @AnotherWordBlog]

Here Come the Men in Black. They won't let you remember.....

Happy Birthday MIB!! - https://t.co/iwT1bfYnpe

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day (again) is 'unasinous', a 17th-century spin-off of 'unanimous' that means 'united in stupidity' (literally, 'one ass').

[Ross D. Jordan, Ph.D. @drdevashonj]

Arrest the cops who killed #ElijahMcClain

Arrest the cops who killed #BreonnaTayor

Arrest the cops who killed #ElijahMcClain

Arrest the cops who killed #BreonnaTayor

Arrest the cops who killed #ElijahMcClain

Arrest the cops who killed #BreonnaTayor

Justice is overdue!

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

While Toilet Duck and Dettol are trending, here's a reminder of the word 'ultracrepidarian': one who consistently offers opinions and advice on subjects way beyond their understanding.

[Ashley Crump @AnotherWordBlog]

@humblethepoet Shrek or The Wizard of Oz

[Ashley Crump @AnotherWordBlog]

@RickCowley

[Alex Horne @AlexHorne]

For those asking, yes, with schools shutting I shall be setting some HOME TASKS for individuals, families and friends, starting on Monday morning. It should be a fun thing to do. More details SOON. x

[Taskmaster @TaskmasterUnoff]

Taskmaster series 10 starts in October.

It's not that far away....

Honestly.....

It's so close you can almost caress it....

#Taskmaster

[Ashley Crump @AnotherWordBlog]

I asked my friend if he’d heard about @joelycett /Hugo Boss thing. It auto corrected to thong.

Joe Lycett’s Hugo Boss Thong is now the thing I want to happen the most in this world.

[Ashley Crump @AnotherWordBlog]

Just (uncharacteristically) ordered a cheese plate for dessert and could hear @JamesAcastor screaming about it from my cruise ship. I promise I’ll go get ice cream later. @OffMenuOfficial @EdGambleComedy

[Buffalo Wild Wings @BWWings]

THAT’S how you punish a team that cheats.

[Christopher Moore @TheAuthorGuy]

This is a pretty special level of snow-flakery. https://t.co/z9bzh95vbr

[Ashley Crump @AnotherWordBlog]

I’d very much like to read #Wordwatching by @AlexHorne .... just not THAT much

[Ashley Crump @AnotherWordBlog]

@slimchickens I just realized I forgot to attach the picture

[Ashley Crump @AnotherWordBlog]

Hey @slimchickens this is an interesting looking Smoky Cheddar Wrap...

Second time my drive thru order has been messed up this month.

[Ashley Crump @AnotherWordBlog]

@slimchickens Fort Worth, N. Tarrant Pkwy. The first time was just a wrong sauce, not that big. We’ve eaten there for years and never had any issues before.

[Ashley Crump @AnotherWordBlog]

@happyindulgence Same girl. Same

[Ashley Crump @AnotherWordBlog]

@StefanMolyneux What the actual fuck

[Ashley Crump @AnotherWordBlog]

@AaronWeight @TaskmasterUnoff It should end after series 25. That way there could be a Champion of Champion Champions.... or something

[Christopher Moore @TheAuthorGuy]

Between the NC State Congress sneaking through a vote on the 9/11 anniversary and Trump deporting children who will die without care they receive in the U.S., I'm guess the 1st criteria for being a Republican is "Are you an asshole."

[Ashley Crump @AnotherWordBlog]

Feeling a little like @RonJichardson this week. My parents are visiting this week and I didn’t realize how bad they are at loading the dishwasher.