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rebellious mother, obedient housewife, furious feminist

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@dazybabes1972 Yes we just drove under the planes and caught sight of it, they’ve handled it really quickly

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Surely if you need four covid vaccines in the space of a year and can still get and pass on covid you have to question the efficiency of this entire process

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My 287th attempt at Twitter.

Just found a can of impulse “hint of musk” in my bathroom cabinet.

I’m nostalgic and repulsed.

Still haven’t worked out what Twitter is for.

[Montsaye Academy @montsaye]

Year 9 have been getting stuck in with Python coding this week and have created a rocket ship count-down algorithm, including the design for a rocket ship. Here are some working algorithms from Patryk and Ethan
#TheNextERA #agreatplacetolearn

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Still can’t get over the likeness of Sebastian and the NHS #Banksy

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@shaunalythgoe Saaaaaaame 🙏🏼 listened to it on my run this afternoon

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Did u tho

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!

[I.Share @IAMNERDIShare]

I didn't go to work because a cat fell on my head and then a dog with shoes tried to do me justice.

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@TopshopHelp I feel like you should change your name to Topshophelpless

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@Topshop ordered two pairs of jeans in the same style now, both with the pockets sewn completely different distances from the centre seam, 6 weeks of useless “help” from your support team on here and Facebook, no reply to emails.

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Ugh. The Wednesday feels are real when you catch yourself absent mindedly washing up a washing up sponge with another washing up sponge

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@TopshopHelp guys, I’ve been trying to get hold of you for days regarding a faulty item in my order that I need replacing. Can you please provide an email address. Thanks.

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@shaunalythgoe How did you manage that? I got frauded too I want paying 😂

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

@realDonaldTrump We hate Trump like they hated President Obama. However, we hate Trump because he is a racist, misogynist, rapist, pedophile, pathological liar, malignant narcissist, lifetime criminal, damn traitor, corrupt shitweasel, and mass murderer.

They hated Obama because they are racist.

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Does anyone else irrationally annoyed when they see videos of Americans trying marmite?! YOU’RE NOT EATING IT RIGHT. Don’t just be slathering on bread. Show it some respect! It requires lightly toasted bread, oooooddddles of butter and a scraping of marmite to finish.

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Why ARE men great ‘til they gotta be great? 🤔

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

In a letter to me sent by Kim Jong Un, he stated, very nicely, that he would like to meet and start negotiations as soon as the joint U.S./South Korea joint exercise are over. It was a long letter, much of it complaining about the ridiculous and expensive exercises. It was.....

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@realDonaldTrump Does anyone else read all his tweets in his voice whilst subconsciously doing all the facial expressions?