Ansley

I don’t know how to describe myself

[Ansley @AnsleyB97]

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[Ansley @AnsleyB97]

When my kids and husband are sick, I do everything to take care of them and pick up the slack (obvi that’s my job). But when I’m sick, why do I feel so dang guilty when I need help ???

Brandon is obviously happily helping but I’m riddled with guilt.

[Ansley @AnsleyB97]

Y’all really just trusting AI??? Absolutely not

[Ansley @AnsleyB97]

One day you’re in college just chilling and the next you are making bagels with your husband while your kids are asleep.
Life is weird

[Ansley @AnsleyB97]

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What’s unfortunate is that I don’t let the kids have screen time unless I really need to (sick days, Brandon out of town, etc). But because they never have screen time, they get bored of it quickly and want to play again.

So I guess I kind of did this to myself.

[Ansley @AnsleyB97]

Ya know that episode of the office where Jim is in Philadelphia and Pam is worn out from being a single mom for a few days and realizes how amazing Meredith is? That’s real footage of me whenever Brandon goes out of town.

[Ansley @AnsleyB97]

I love how I tell my kids 1000x that they can’t have anymore snacks till dinner (cause I’m literally cooking it) and then I proceed to give them snacks.

Turns out I’m a wimp

[Ansley @AnsleyB97]

Kai - “Hey Asher, follow me I wanna go do something.”
Asher - “okay!”

Nothing good is about to happen.

[Ansley @AnsleyB97]

@StephenShutters AAAAAAAA

[Ansley @AnsleyB97]

I peaked at black skinny jeans and band tees and I think that’s just how it’s gonna be

[Ansley @AnsleyB97]

I’m pretty sure I am gen z ???? Why can’t I fashion ????

[Ansley @AnsleyB97]

I don’t like wide leg jeans. I don’t. Why don’t they look good? What shoes do I wear? What top goes with them? How do I gen z????

[Ansley @AnsleyB97]

@StephenShutters *everyone checking to see if they made the cut*

[Ansley @AnsleyB97]

@StephenShutters It ticked me off so much 😂 they were like, well you dropped your keys off so that means you canceled your contract a week early.

Ma’am no. Try again 😂

[Ansley @AnsleyB97]

This happened to me. Turned in my key 1 week early (whole next month paid) and they charged a $1200 fee. Had to fight them for a while to get it back 😂

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The apartment complex I’m leaving just tried to charge me $1700 because I said I would hand in my keys a few days early even though I paid rent for the whole month.

[Ansley @AnsleyB97]

I think my husband is above and beyond. I think he’s the best husband. But him doing dishes that he dirties is not one of the reasons why 😂

[Ansley @AnsleyB97]

“Omg your husband does dishes for you?”

My husband… also… uses the dishes…

I really think it’s weird how often I get this comment.

[Ansley @AnsleyB97]

Gen z taking videos of themselves crying is next level tumblr stuff

[Ansley @AnsleyB97]

So far this morning my 3 year old has gotten upset over -

The fork left on the table being put in the sink

His brother taking “his” chair (one of the empty chairs that he was not sitting in)

Me toasting his bagel wrong…?

And me going to the bathroom.