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[高速领航员🇨🇳 @Anson21844427]

官方！中国中央广播电视总台！中国新闻网官方发布呼伦贝尔市鼠疫风险提示！推特居然提示的是真的！

[高速领航员🇨🇳 @Anson21844427]

@Ryanaqqt @pinetwo36184628 亏大了😥

[高速领航员🇨🇳 @Anson21844427]

@qianyuwing 可以开好几个号一起做不？会被封不

[史海鈎沉🇭🇰 @20220726_whm]

只要开个蓝 V ✌️✌️✌️
随意评论一下 🤯🤯
多少都会有人来关注你。
每天活跃一下 ，正常互动下
一天涨个 100～200 粉，真没想象中那么难。
你信不信？ #蓝v互关 #真诚交友 #创作者收益

[Lonely @Lonely__MH]

🔥搞 X 起号的第一步是什么？是内容！！

中推最强 AI 内容来源：L站 & V站

不好意思，我全都有！🙃

听我一句劝，L站的羊毛，你这辈子都薅不完。

想做矩阵、搞自媒体的兄弟

赶紧去注册！👇

[Luella @luellamech]

https://t.co/kt9w1sG0ic

[Luella @luellamech]

HOW MANY GIRL HUMANOIDS CAN YOU KEEP AT HOME
IS THERE A LIMIT FROM THE GOVERNMENT
YOU WILL BE SURPRISED WHO ACTUALLY SETS IT

ok wait
everyone imagines a law that says "max 2 per person"
like a pet limit or a gun license
ngl that is the wrong test
in most places she's just property
you can own one or ten
the state doesn't count her
but four other things do

▹ limit 1: the battery

every one of them runs on a big lithium pack
ten of them is ten packs charging in one apartment
that's a fire load your building was never planned for
insurers, landlords and house rules already fight e-bike batteries
in hallways and basements
a room full of charging humanoids is that, times ten

▹ limit 2: the floor and the space

a walking frame like the unitree g1 is around 35 kg
companion bodies with silicone shells are often heavier
ten of them is a third of a ton on one floor
plus charging spots, spare skin, a repair corner
and a box the size of a person for each one

▹ limit 3: the data

each one has cameras and microphones
inside your home that's mostly your business
but the moment they record guests, neighbours or the street
you're not just an owner anymore
in europe that's where gdpr starts asking questions

▹ limit 4: the business line

own ten for yourself: a very expensive hobby
rent them out, film content, charge for time with them:
now you're a business
licenses, taxes, insurance, and in some cases
laws you really don't want to be on the wrong side of

▹ the surprise

the government doesn't limit how many you own
your fuse box, your landlord, your insurer and your wallet do
at ¥119.8k+ each, the wallet usually wins first

so the real number is
as many as your apartment can charge safely at night
which for most people is exactly one

how many would you keep, honestly
tell me in the replies

[Random @Square1Cut]

He walked into an expensive mall wearing what looked like poor, torn, dirty clothes.

He quietly started filming videos with people ...and people literally started running away.

Then he walked out. Got into an EXTREMELY EXPENSIVE LUXURY CAR and drove away. 🚗💰

And then came plot twist...

Those torn clothes weren't cheap at all. They were actually balancia fashion piece worth 10k dollars.

And he is the owner of that Mall.

Never judge book by cover

[高速领航员🇨🇳 @Anson21844427]

@Aryavrat05 印度阿三天天造谣

[高速领航员🇨🇳 @Anson21844427]

@whisperhaber 没有抽打这些黑鬼已经很不错了😂

[高速领航员🇨🇳 @Anson21844427]

@0x_dcgbb 黑人更爱鞭子

[Sunshine @yuqiyong]

當AI想去夜店2.0 #AI #真人 #短剧 #商K #夜店

[职业玩家·头皮哥 @CaiGecu]

不用做任何攻略~办理香港银行卡根本都不复杂！！！！！！

小红书和𝕏 一堆人制造焦虑，要准备证件复印件，资产证明，银行流水，地址证明……

我都服了~根本不需要那么复杂…

我现在就在汇丰银行里面，人家只需要港澳通行证，移民局小程序再上传你的过关文件，就可以把卡办下来了，非常丝滑！

另外你还可以在汇丰银行里面连他们银行的免费WIFI，顺便下载众安银行 APP

直接在手机上注册众安银行，三分钟就可以搞定全套流程。

晚点我会把整个流程放到评论区👇👇

[Pavot @Pavotttt]

看到还有小伙伴不明白 X 收益如何回国

1. 达到创作者门槛
2. 申请 stripe 和 wise （这俩个足不出户，网上即可）
stripe 是 X 用来发工资的，wise 是你的网络香港收款账户
3. 工资会发到你绑定在 stripe 的 wise 港币账户
4. 通过 wise 提现到，国内支付宝的银行卡

[Jackywine @Jackywine]

如何下载视频？

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youtube 字幕提取 https://t.co/IFvpQWLGMB

[高速领航员🇨🇳 @Anson21844427]

@Acupoftii___ 😓https://t.co/ZFmMWMKyUr

[𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐀𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐥 @SankaraDispatch]

Teach any foreigner that tries this BS in Africa a bitter lesson.

Our ancestors cannot get whipped and we also get whipped.

[高速领航员🇨🇳 @Anson21844427]

@SankaraDispatch 摆拍😂

[𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐀𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐈𝐧��𝐞𝐥 @SankaraDispatch]

Teach any foreigner that tries this BS in Africa a bitter lesson.

Our ancestors cannot get whipped and we also get whipped.

[高速领航员🇨🇳 @Anson21844427]

@SuperBrahmin 这太棒了

[虎小象 @hx831126]

最近经常在抖音上刷到这类的帖子，图文帖子的流量都挺好，这可能就叫反差感。出乎意料，情理之中。

然后自己就口述了提示词👇