Eater Parker

Thot Consultant, slut for hire. profile pic by @ConnieBomaye. ケツを食ベる. he/him

[Eater Parker @AnsoniiSan]

Nigga shut up

[kuz @kylekuzma]

Golf courses,farms, and even suburban lawns burn through wayyy more water than AI data centers but somehow the outrage is pointed at compute.

[this foo @daveed_1931]

Latinos have proven that you can be poor and still make good beans please don’t try to defend terrible British food bc woke

[⋆.𐙚 ̊. @babymarri11]

lol it ain’t all talk on this side either 😹 hear it directly from the source

[TDHBXG @TDHBXG]

Will Smith seems pretty bad at assessing screenplays.

[Eater Parker @AnsoniiSan]

@JayelzSantana @MarkBreakKid PUT THE PRESSURE ON EM

[Eater Parker @AnsoniiSan]

@MoonlightBorne Happy birthdayyyy. Good to see you back on the TL bby ❤️

[Victims of Capitalism Memorial Foundation @karaokecomputer]

To all who celebrate

[I talk hoops 🏀 @trendyhoopstars]

Paige Bueckers' All-Star Voting Results:

1st among guards in fan voting
2nd among guards in media voting
1st among guards in player voting
1st among all players in weighted score

😛🪄

[Eater Parker @AnsoniiSan]

@Frankie_Phraser Always proud of you

[MASTER STUDENT🤲🏾 @MUSICANDBUILDS]

JA MORANT IN IN HIS FIRST WEEK
IN PORTLAND MENTORING THE ROOKIES
IN THE LOCKER ROOM

[Josh Rodriguez @Josh_Rodriguez_]

Everyone who ACTUALLY watches the WNBA thinks this.

[June @HoodieBrunson]

Jose Alvarado brought the Larry O’Brien Trophy to Puerto Rico 🔥

[UConn Women’s Basketball @UConnWBB]

“I’m gonna have a banner in the gym”

and there she is 🥹

[iron impaler @edeh_o_o]

"Oh no how will the multimillion dollar company make money if I emulate their 20 year old game that they don't care about."

Like stop bouncing on it bro😭✌️

[Eater Parker @AnsoniiSan]

Special Kay>>>>

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

For the first time ever, @SCNEXT and ESPN are signing two high school basketball players to merchandising deals: the #1 girls player on the SC NEXT 100, Kaleena Smith, and the #2 boys player on the SC NEXT 100, Beckham Black.

Black is the younger brother of Orlando Magic guard Anthony Black.

[todd bonzalez @doinkpatrol]

jose alvarado making it back for the PR parade is a movie

[Eater Parker @AnsoniiSan]

My guy @JayelzSantana deserves this