Bethany Ansorge

I deal with the customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills. Attorney for fun. She/her. Software dev, taxes, NCAA bball, MI sports

[Bethany Ansorge @AnsorgeB]

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[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Non-native English Speakers, what’s a word from your language that you think is perfect that doesn’t have an English equivalent?

Take us to church.

[Michelle Obama @MichelleObama]

I hope you’ll watch this powerful speech by @DwyaneWade and @itsgabrielleu. This is what it means to show up for your child—and for all of our children. 

Zaya, I’m so proud of you. You’re an inspiration for us all. ❤️

[Bethany Ansorge @AnsorgeB]

A nuclear reactor was melting down. Jimmy Carter came to the rescue. https://t.co/jI9SqtzEAt

[Annie Waldman @AnnieWaldman]

NEW: About one month ago, we received an anonymous tip:

"PLEASE look into what happened at the Robert J Dole VA…hundreds of local military heroes had their legs mutilated…and nobody has been held accountable."

And so I started to dig….a thread:
https://t.co/rvdTtkBiIU

[Bethany Ansorge @AnsorgeB]

Two Americas https://t.co/LteQtyiWID

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Study suggests US freshwater fish highly contaminated with ‘forever chemicals’ https://t.co/cPyOJLakLD

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Musk suspends journalists from Twitter, claims ‘assassination’ danger https://t.co/fjAOUCanan

[Melissa Murray (@ProfMMurray on Threads 🧵) @ProfMMurray]

I'm going to need Justice Alito to stop joking about seeing "Black children in Ku Klux Klan costumes."

Seriously, what am I listening to?

[Bethany Ansorge @AnsorgeB]

Probably the only game we’ll make this year #GoBlue

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

HOW TO BUY A GOOD CASHMERE SWEATER 🧵

I want to address this comment left by someone in response to my Brick Watch Company tweet. It also gets into something I've been wanting to talk about: how to buy a good cashmere sweater.

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The tech CEO spending millions to stop Elon Musk https://t.co/05s1KfdvX9

[Mosquito Capital @MosquitoCapital]

I've seen a lot of people asking "why does everyone think Twitter is doomed?"

As an SRE and sysadmin with 10+ years of industry experience, I wanted to write up a few scenarios that are real threats to the integrity of the bird site over the coming weeks.

[The Problem With Jon Stewart @TheProblem]

.@RepKatiePorter on the rule stating that she can’t use footage of her white board presentations in her campaign ads. We talk inflation, the midterms, and more tomorrow on @ApplePodcasts!

[Bethany Ansorge @AnsorgeB]

French cardinal Jean-Pierre Ricard admits to abusing 14-year-old girl 35 years ago https://t.co/ChAZJTz1TB