so one of the things I researched was that I should blink slowly, otherwise she'll feel threatened. so I've been blinking slowly at this bitch for a few days lol. yesterday she brushed up against my hand and walked away. but today she did it again, only to finally let me pet her.
currently: my roommate's cat finally let me pet her! ugh, my heart lol 🥰 she was afraid of me ever since I moved in; she would hiss if I came too close to her or tried to pet her. even when I kneeled down and let her sniff my hand, she still wasn't having it lol
currently: being myself is a great natural repellant. I try my best to keep being weird or very straight-forward as possible; that way I can quickly weed out who's worth my time and on the same wavelength, versus those who bring nothing to the table and are beneath me lol.
currently: if I could, I would enforce a law that charged people a fee for every stupid, raggedy, problematic shit they said and did. I bet you folks would know how to act then--especially celebrities/public figures lol
I'm still on the right side of justice cuz I didn't give them my coin. ✊🏾 but I gotta be real, their shit is delicious lol. I won't be willingly eating there but if someone offers to pay and I'm hungry, mama is taking it
currently: my roommate ordered me Chick-fil-A; which I never had before. and I now see why people said fuck LGBTQ rights 😆 I hate to say it but baby, they put their homophobic foot into their food lol.
currently: bet you thought we stopped, you already know we kept it going. getting hella coin. walking by, I see you hella pointing. talking, talking, talking, talking, talking. bitch, you hella annoying. sleeping, sleeping, sleeping on me, bitch. you so melatonin 🎶
currently: was doing my morning stretches and I met my roommate's cat toy for the first time 😱😆 for a split second I thought it was real--the way I paused and stood still lmao. I've been living here for a month and I'm just now noticing it lol. why is it under the TV stand tho?