Ant

[Dr Lawrence Newport @lawrencenewport]

Your Cash ISA tax free amount is going down from 20k to 12k.

Unless of course, you're over 65.

Then it stays at 20k.

Also over 65s can keep transferring non-cash ISAs into cash ISAs. You can't.

Why is everything in British politics like this?

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Conor McGregors victim had to have a tampon surgically removed after he raped her.

He as a featured guest on the tonight show, treated like a celebrity.

Allegations don’t ruin men’s lives, even convictions don’t do that

[maya @jaanamaya]

“rape allegations ruin men’s lives”

[Ant @Ant_Stott]

Remind me to top up the shuttle with rocket fuel next time I go to Tesco

[Ant @Ant_Stott]

5 months of living in Lancaster and two deliveries that have not come

Forgot Lancaster was on the fucking moon

@AmazonHelp remind me why I pay for next day delivery?

[Ant @Ant_Stott]

Dear @HelloFreshUK stop using @Official_Evri to deliver your boxes

Sincerely
Everyone

[Ant @Ant_Stott]

@AmazonHelp Oi

Where the fuck is my parcel

Good job I don't need these for tomorrow

Oh wait I do

I've had to buy another one

[Ant @Ant_Stott]

@WhiteDragonPub @skibidipoopee @ExquisiteThing_ @anguswyatt @UKIP The Church of England is the state church of England,
the Presbyterian Church of Scotland is the national church of Scotland.
Northern Ireland and Wales have no state religion

Not Britain

Ooof

[Ant @Ant_Stott]

@Biped_K1 @Ant_Stott @JimCognito2016 They’re identical 😂😂😂

#IdiotAlert🚨