Bubbles

23 • cognitohazard • 🇵🇷

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[⚡️ 𝖙𝖚𝖋𝖋 𝖑𝖚𝖈𝕶 😖 @Xx_tuff_luck_xX]

well ok . but the Stripper has 2 love some1

[vanessa & that ✧˖° 🎸 @maxxidentt]

they kill you if you have social anxiety or any mental illness as an adult

[Vivian @suchnerve]

Guy who grew up emotionally neglected: (tone of pleased surprise) “Thank you for hanging out with me again”

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

trans people: we just want basic respect

c*s people: you're infringing on our rights to be bigots!!!

bpd pirate: I'm sensitive, lad, but it seems ye don't respect that… I said the prospect of ye chattin' to the other crewmates is tantamount to marooning me… and what did ye do

[Mar 🌧️ @StarsBurning_]

faggot is such an auraless word. maricon conveys the meaning so much better

[turnip 🃏 @HaoTurnip]

I manipulate people (be nice to them) to get them to do what I want (be happy)

[Errai @errai]

We all have that friend who’s a concept

[timmygami eyes @deliclit]

They did…..It’s You 😂

[julia @eathedocument]

if you’re going to be a man with blue eyes the least you can do is be on the verge of tears all the time

[j @jadeymoon]

How it feels to flirt w anyone

[evan @xenfoyel]

😭😭

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

I was perfectly round as a child. The neighborhood kids would roll me down the hill and laugh as I came to a stop in the backyard of the prospective neighborhood diddler. I was never diddled by him. I was too spherical and slippery from the morning dew. I always got away

[izzy fae @Tabakfee]

call me a non-newtonian fluid because I get hard when I'm punched too

[November @postoctobrist]

this one has a similar place in my head forever

[big tobacco theorist @no_one__wins]

I got a girlfriend with a fat ass and it motivated me so much that in one month I got a job with a 65% pay increase

[mirai ⚢⋆˚࿔ @privvydoll]

you’re… straight….? sorry.. it’s against my religion… I respect but I don’t support… it’s just unnatural. a man and a woman together? it just doesn’t make sense.

[Ophelia Sinclaire @GayNoumena]

Northernlion: the most dangerous thing about information is that it looks like knowledge

the game he’s playing: flip your sausage before proceeding

[@Pink.God @Alisesierra]

People who know a little bit about everything are so fun to talk to