Bojie Unfiltered

General communicator/awesome individual

[Bojie Unfiltered @AnteBojic]

The problem with the AirPod + long hair combo is I am not sure if you are having a very loud conversation with your friend about pancakes… or you are inviting me to pancakes? With your imaginary friend. Bring back the cords!!!

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I’ve been hacked! If only Sandra Bullock has warned us about nefarious interneters the dangers of computers linked together to form a World Wide Web… in 1995 #thenet

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Now hear this! On this day the 10th of July 2019, my day off, I have left the house on three separate errands. There will not be a fourth... #lockthedoors #lowertheblinds #fireupthesmokemachine

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When the Grab driver plays classical music I feel like Lady Catherine de Bourgh in her carriage on the way to bust up a marriage proposal from my nephew with some mouthy upstart! #ithinkthatswhatshedoes #immadoitanyway #driverweneedtogobackformyfancyattire

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Helped a new mother carry her stroller down the stairs just now! Please hold all applause... I stole the baby. 👶

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Overheard in Forty Hands Cafe that there is a real science behind coffee... Sir if I didn’t need this watered bean paste and bovine growth serum to function I would spit it at you. #andkickyouinthedick

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100% corn kernel to popcorn conversion. I HAVE CREATED THE PERFECT SNACK... the universe is mine to control!!! #probablytheendofdays #realityiscrumbling #wherearetheangels

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How's my adulting going you ask...well today I cut the side of my nose while shaving. #crushingit #unstoppable #sidenoseinjury

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My first downside to living in Asia...not one hot cross bun consumed this Easter #peoplehavebeenscoffingthemsincejanuarybackdownunder #coles

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I heart the last piece of gum at the bottom of the bag. #partiallywrapped #questionablemouthfreshness #softbutsatisfying...justlikeme

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I had no idea when Tim messaged me this how chunky the lawyers would be. #thatsfunky #christmaswiththwchunks

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Just drove past a square building called the Pythagoras Block...I wasn't even a triangle though. #everythingiwastaughtisalie

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And now to hide these unapproved IKEA purchases through the house! #cackling #inswedish #asihidestuff

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Went to buy a sneaky snack and to my surprise Crunchie are buy one get one free! Obliviously the free one has no calories #thisistweetworthy

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Thank you @lushcosmetics for the Golden Egg bath bomb. Even my arsehole sparkles...just the way I like it!

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Previous tweet deleted because of one spelling mistayke #whydontyougpfuckyourself #nevercorrectme #whydontyoutrytweetingafterfourbeers #jerk

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Über driver rolls up blasting The Final Countdown...best trip ever! #thanksuber #betterthangettingapartybushome #fivestarrating

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I will judge you based on how much is left on your MRT card... #pervingonthatbalance #snoopy #stickmynoseinyourbiznass

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Train compartments which don't have seats but lame bars for you to lean/stand against. What's the point? #ikindawantedtositdown #thanksmrt

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Oh Indonesian branded Red Bull...why you so good to me? #fact #benefits #relievefatigue