LMB

Writer, Author, Over-thinker, and PhD Social Anthropologist | #Scifi | #newweird | #spaceopera | #speculativefiction | #writingcommunity

[Planned Parenthood @PPFA]

BREAKING: The Supreme Court just overturned Roe v. Wade, ending our constitutional right to abortion. We know you may be feeling a lot of things right now — hurt, anger, confusion. Whatever you feel is OK. We’re here with you — and we’ll never stop fighting for you.

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[LMB @AnthGrad]

Day 21: R abandons plans to become global culinary mastermind in favour of writing jingles about fruit loops and shredded wheat. Does so while curled in a ball under a weighted blanket in the closet with trusty pet hedgehog named Mr Bananas. #worststoryideas

[LMB @AnthGrad]

@SDGreenall Oh my goodness! Glad you’re okay!

[LMB @AnthGrad]

@palejacket Can’t say that gets better. But there’s this:

[LMB @AnthGrad]

@SDGreenall

[LMB @AnthGrad]

Day 20: a mysterious military cook and White House kitchen liaison named R starts providing cryptic recipe advice on marthastewart .com that hints at a global conspiracy and coverup of epic taste proportions.

[LMB @AnthGrad]

Day 19: DNA analysis reveals a dormant set of genes that once switched on make humans venomous, with like actual venom, not just words.

[Tom Stoppard Quotes @StoppardQuotes]

I can't help it. I'm forced up and coaxed down. I'm a victim of perspective.

[The Anthropology Department @anthropologydp]

You may not be aware, but anthropologists are some of the sharpest dressers in the world.

[LMB @AnthGrad]

Day 18: on a family camping trip a young girl discovers that throwing genetically modified corn into the campfire births monstrous mega kernels that rapidly form into a super-mega popcorn monster.

[Louis Evans @louisevanswrite]

Ask yourself:

Could this meeting be a zoom?
Could this zoom be a phone call?
Could this phone call be an email?
Could this email be a text?
Could this text be unsent?

Could we in silence retreat to the forest?
Could we, by game trails & forgotten paths, vanish into the trees?

[LMB @AnthGrad]

Day 17: a 19th century seance accidentally imbues an heirloom tea cup with a demonic spirit. A century later, after being in the presence of the cup for generations, a family is tortured by unceasing nightmares. Until one day...

[The Anthropology Department @anthropologydp]

If you have never met an anthropologist, your life is empty and meaningless.

[LMB @AnthGrad]

Day 16: a dancer, bartender, and professional golfer travel across the country in search of a list of forgotten matriarchs that founded the first civilization.

[LMB @AnthGrad]

Day 15: a giant space octopus that feeds on dark matter crosses between the earth and moon casting a giant wiggly shadow on the ground.

[LMB @AnthGrad]

Day 14: what if the Hadron Collider is actually a trans dimensional portal?

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Day 13: through a freak meteorological accident snails gain the ability to imprint their genetic makeup into other living things. The world slowly, slowly gets stickier.