Matt sparks

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@RMXnews I know I read somewhere at some point the french had a well & proper method to deal with this kind of scum. Whether you infer the "scum" is the person who committed the crime or the person who said not to punish him is entirely personal discretion.

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@GlobalDiss Of all the things the youd think the German people would have systematically down to a science; properly running & reasonably occupied trains would be one of them.

Then again, not being allowed to talk about overcrowded trains & their poor conditions is.....you get the point

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@Keir_Starmer The people are over your lies, your fake concern, & the prioritization of violent immigrants over the *actual* safety of children. Britan will be a safer place as soon as you & the filth that enabled you are removed from power. Americans support 1776 pt 2 british boogaloo.

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@RupertLowe10 Im just waiting for the headline of "breaking: *radical* citizens say they've had enough *alleged* "government corruption" & have erected a functional guillotine outside of parliment; claiming they'll test it on the next official who dares to undermine citizens rights & safety."

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@ElTrumpista Think there might have been a translation error. Where do we draw the line between refrigeration & air conditioning?

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@_MAGA_NEWS_ Where's the second one?

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@BasilTheGreat Name the judge
Name the prosecutor
Name everyone involved in prosecuting this poor girl

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@RupertLowe10 Public execution by guillotine for EVERY individual involved in covering this up or silencing the victims. After that turn their entire country into a glass parking lot & build a fucking costco on it. Can be the first one to sell pigs as livestock.

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@Keir_Starmer

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@PolitlcsUK You folk over in the UK are getting dangerously close to needing to call up the French & ask if they still have any guillotines lying around that you could borrow.

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@ImKingGinger And this folks, is why you should have several pounds of tannerite in close vicinity to all points of egress in your dwelling.

Ofc it had to be Mormons, the 2nd most insufferable cult/ offshoot of the abrahamic bedtime stories.

This is what happens when you dont drink people!

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@saskridergal Dont yall have like, lamp posts? And hardware stores? Im sure enough creative people could find a solution to this kind of continuing problem.

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@IanRunkle Which Bellingham? The east or west coast one?

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@MadamSavvy @TheQuartering Yo what? I ordered a mother's day box either last year or the 1 prior. She apparently doesnt drink flavored coffee & decied to save it for guests. Many years prior she had done an allergy test & popped allergic for like 47/50 things they tested for. Hindsight, im glad shes picky

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@IanRunkle On an unrelated note, what are the legal requirements to buy a bulldozer, welder, steel plates, & concrete in canada? A guy in Colorado that had the PERFECT solution to that kind of overreach back in 2004.

But in all seriousness. That sucks & whoever ordered it should be sacked

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@cb_doge We got vegetable patch cart racer before GTA 6.

Jokes aside; this is really awesome. Can't imagine the joy being able to do this after whatever degree of mobility loss a person experiences might feel.

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@IanRunkle Glad you're all ok! Well..... minus the doorbell camera.... Rip. It died in the line of duty.

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@IanRunkle Wild guess that the guy doesn't know who you are. Confrontation in a *mostly* disarmed society is one thing; but one that could result in a YT video on "The efficacy of the ouchie stick on uninvited house guests" would make most people consider finding a softer target.

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@MassStatePolice Can't wait to see you "do the right thing" and can Tully, Bukhenic, AND Dever. Absolute embarassments to the badge, the uniform, and the community.

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@IanRunkle @TheDeleroth It could be worse.... you could be a copyright lawyer who doesn't know what fair use is... I feel like I've heard about one of those recently.