#lastnightasanrbseniorconfessions One time I was at Bridget’s house and got really drunk and I bumped into a shelf at Bridget’s house and knocked over her grandmothers urn and her ashes fell everywhere.
#lastnightasanrbseniorconfessions I am the CEO of destroying plumbing. Freshman year I destroyed Philly’s toilet and then I destroyed Pete’s plumbing then Philly’s. If I’m taking a shit at yo place just know it’s over for your plumbing blud.
#lastnightasanrbseniorconfessions Shut up no talking shit about other people I don’t wanna hear none of that bullshit. Confess something about yourself or I’m throwing hands man or woman fr…
#lastnightasanrbseniorconfessions I used to go on bike rides late at night and I’d strap a dildo to my bike seat and rode that shit for hours at a time ngl