I’m watching Lord of the Rings and all I can think about is how the horses wouldn’t have known they were featuring in a film and how they must have gone home each day and thought,
WTF just happened.
i went on a first date last night (grown ass man btw) and he showed up wearing sweatpants and slides, he also brought roses so i went back inside to put the roses in a vase and i also changed into sweatpants and slides. we’re gonna not give a fuck together.
I’m actually pretty pissed at how badly they’ve bungled America 250. First they tried to invite Milli Vanilli and a bunch of other absurdly washed up geriatric one hit wonders. Then when that didn’t work they decided to convert the event into a Trump rally where Trump will talk about himself for 90 minutes. This should have been a massive, raucous celebration of the country and its 250 year history. Now it will be a political rally identical to the ten million other ones we’ve already seen.