Anthony Berardi

I am bad and that's good. I will never be good and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be than me

[Anthony Berardi @AnthonyBerrardi]

No pants, no worries.

[Anthony Berardi @AnthonyBerrardi]

I think the town just shuts the power off in my neighborhood every storm, hoping to kill off some of the grove rats.

[Anthony Berardi @AnthonyBerrardi]

Cape cod heroin; vice on HBO go

[Anthony Berardi @AnthonyBerrardi]

Onetime my mom asked why we don't talk,
So I started a conversation with her,
Halfway through she said oh ya I forgot you're a nerd and left

[Anthony Berardi @AnthonyBerrardi]

Lazer team bitches!

[Anthony Berardi @AnthonyBerrardi]

Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!;;!
This game is taking years off my life!!

[Anthony Berardi @AnthonyBerrardi]

@RayNarvaezJr I wish you luck this week, and next week I hope the Pats put you down gently

[Banana Facts @TrueBananaFacts]

A banana did not win the Powerball but is still rich in delicious vitanims

[Craig Ferguson @CraigyFerg]

Thank you David.

[Anthony Berardi @AnthonyBerrardi]

Im pretty sure I was on stage dancing for a few songs

[Anthony Berardi @AnthonyBerrardi]

You know you're drunk when you're with your pal and you purposefully put on alanis morreset

[Anthony Berardi @AnthonyBerrardi]

I did not expect to work this late

[Anthony Berardi @AnthonyBerrardi]

Still my favorite picture of my niece

[Anthony Berardi @AnthonyBerrardi]

Team fyber!

[Anthony Berardi @AnthonyBerrardi]

You know what is not fun, having a toenail ripped out

[Anthony Berardi @AnthonyBerrardi]

Wow inside out is quite the downer

[Banana Facts @TrueBananaFacts]

Bananas are not perfect but they don't pretend to be

[Anthony Berardi @AnthonyBerrardi]

I cannot stop laughing at this miss universe thing

[Anthony Berardi @AnthonyBerrardi]

AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
new star trek trailer!

[Anthony Berardi @AnthonyBerrardi]

Don't walk down stairs in the dark with a bowl of soup