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I don't choose the ballroom. I just dance.

[Rudo @AnthonyInExile]

when Shania Twain says "let's go girls" i could kick a door off its hinges

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@SleepyManny Man if you’re going to be mean and least get it right. I smoked crack. I would never have wasted coke on snorting it.

[Rudo @AnthonyInExile]

BANG BANG 82-0

[Rudo @AnthonyInExile]

man look at this bullshit

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

I’ve been robbed. Swindled. Bamboozled.

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

Hamawy has won — meaning a doctor who treated the victims of the U.S.-Israeli genocide in Gaza is headed to Congress.

He refused to leave his rotation, even as Israel surrounded the hospital and cut off the water supply, until a new rotation of doctors was allowed in

[Ashleyy @dontsippy]

When Mamdani was running, CNN had plenty of segments about how he was unqualified and inexperienced to be mayor. Now they’re giving reality TV star Spencer Pratt positive coverage and openly rooting for him, lol.

[Rudo @AnthonyInExile]

@KXNGAO Ibou doesn't even reply when you ask him where the vegetables, he just looks at you like this

[Rudo @AnthonyInExile]

@ncfc_knight @luckiestunluck @ushigoroshi89 WWE dumbs its product down because its audience is largely compromised of dolts and children.

It's a stupid product for stupid people.

[Lythero 🎮 @Lythero]

the ibuprofen searching my body for the pain

[Rudo @AnthonyInExile]

@ettingermentum beast mode

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

BREAKING: Bernie Sanders will introduce a bill to have the public take a 50% ownership stake in the country's biggest AI companies.

The American AI Sovereign Wealth Fund Act would have the government tax AI companies, take 50% of the stock, and put it under public control.

[Rudo @AnthonyInExile]

@HossMatch Filthy water... It's full of chemicals, but good enough for cooling systems.

[Rudo @AnthonyInExile]

What can't this guy do?

[Dora Pekec @dorapekec]

Mayor Mamdani signs an “executive order” to repeal NYC kids bedtime during the Knicks finals :)

[Rudo @AnthonyInExile]

@Zroche34 @The_MJF @TheyLive420 "-Hausen" in screenname as an adult

[Noot Noot🐧 @PunishedPingu]

Fox News says Hasan Piker used a antisemitic trope by saying Israel advocacy groups pushed for his ban. And then in the following sentence details how said groups pushed for his ban.

[Rudo @AnthonyInExile]

@rplct_nexus6 @b_shizzzle @samuelcm88 One of the meanings of "original" is first, hence first adaptation. His comment is correct, and yours is pointless.

[brian @brianonhere]

Chuck: Ernie, before we go I got just one more question for Victor—

Ernie: Chuckster, I don’t think this is—

Chuck: — Vic, Now How do you say “Big ol women” En Francais?

Wembanyama (stone faced): I don’t like the question, Charles, for me, you know, women hold up half the sky

[B. Miller @BlaiseInKC]

There’s some quirk in physics where, if there’s a small hole in a bag of mulch it will leak all over your vehicle.
But if you rip a giant hole in the bag and try to dump it out into your landscaping, almost none will fall out.

[Rudo @AnthonyInExile]

That's a bunch of liberal bullshit

1) you need to use mayonnaise instead of butter, it forms a better crust

2) this is way too much cheese

3) cooking both slices of bread open-faced is stupid and will result in charcoal

[Leah @bookish_leah]

The grilled cheese scene in "Chef" forever changed the way I make grilled cheeses.

[Brendan Fraser Crane @bf_crane]

NBA nicknames used to be a lot more affectionate. Now it’s stuff like “The Freak,” “The Alien,” “God’s Mistake,” etc

[Rudo @AnthonyInExile]

@JScottShep @EricMGarcia @TheTNHoller The conundrum is he will have to drag Keisha Lance Bottoms, who is **far** from loved in Georgia, across the finish line in the Governor's race in order not to lose the seat to a GOP appointment.

If he can do that, then yes he's an insant front runner and the seat is safe.