Anthony Krisa

I am omnipresent

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From our Christmas cat to yours

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@UncleFeesh 🤓☝️

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@suzanyolalan Nice photo cred

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@suzanyolalan Is this some National Treasure level Morse code?

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@suzanyolalan You might've accidentally left out the part involving the goat when you told me. Honest mistake.

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@suzanyolalan Yw

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Unpopular opinion: Arnold Palmer is a bottom tier Arizona drink. Thanks @TheyCallMePelso

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If a farmer only has poultry and pigs on their farm, that means they have a chicken bacon ranch.

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@suzanyolalan If you made me dice, they would automatically become my lucky dice. Hint hint.

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@suzanyolalan Hot diggity! Are you single?

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@suzanyolalan Easily my favorite cat in your house.

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"Babies are free willy glass spaghetti in socks." -@suzanyolalan

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@Blizzard_ANZ @AMD_AUNZ @TheyCallMePelso When are you joining up with me in Kyrian?

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@suzanyolalan That'd be really concerning out of context.

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@suzanyolalan You killed it, I just disposed of the corpse.

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@sudzey620 CHEWY TEETH

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@sudzey620 @Captain_Olly What am I? Chopped liver?

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Eggplants are berries and strawberries are not.
Thank you.

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I need help converting gigabytes to gallons. Anyone have any ideas?

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Imagine spending 20 minutes building the Lego version of the rc car from toy story for your 3 year old nephew just to have him instantly tear it apart and yeet it across the room. It's all fun and games until I tell you Santa isn't real kid, that's strike 1.