Soprano®🐾

[F E E Z @Feeztm]

It’s so obvious when a woman doesn’t like you..

E go be like say you dey interview Michael Olise.

[PALLIATIVE UMU ASA ™ @13_xcvi]

If I soapy, I go get bad luck.

If she soapy, she doesn’t want to be sleeping around.

If I turn down girl wey like me, I too get pride.

If she turn down guy wey like her, it’s not by force.

I don pay my rent, na my responsibility.

She don pay her own, everybody call her independent woman.

Something hurt me, I burst tears for road, them say I be agbaya.

Access bank debit her 500 naira, she burst tears for road. People gather, raise 100k for her on the spot.

I no fit meet up with my rent obligations, I dey irresponsible

She no fit meet up with her rent, life is just too hard on her

If i no get sense, I be fool

If she no get sense, she’s just a girl.

What a world!!!

[UEFA Champions League @ChampionsLeague]

Cristiano Ronaldo 🖐️

#UCLdraw

[ᴘʀᴏᴅɪɢᴀʟ ᴘɪᴋɪɴ @prodigal_Pikin_]

What the fock!! 😂😭

[Reechmilly @Reechmilly]

If i am your side nigga, and you and
your boyfriend break up, then we are done too.i don't want no promotion,call me when yougot a new man.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 OFFICIAL: FIFA suspensions following post Argentina-Spain clash, including 10 games ban for Paredes, 7 for Nahuel Molina and 1 for Pablo Gavi.

🇦🇷 Paredes: 10-game ban + $90,000 fine
🇦🇷 Molina: 7-game ban + $90,000 fine
🇦🇷 Almada: 1-game ban + $30,000 fine
🇦🇷 Ayala: 3-game ban + $30,000 fine
🇪🇸 Gavi: 1-game ban + $30,000 fine

Suspensions are confirmed to be for the national team games. ⚠️

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

He thinks he's still playing in the World Cup

[Cleland jr 🦍 @Official_clev]

I can’t be the only one who feels this way lately 😭

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

fork found in kitchen

[CAF Media @CAF_Media]

The CAF Executive Committee (“EXCO”) unanimously endorses the “Joint Update” by the FIFA President and Secretary General on the FIFA Forward Enterprise and will continue to focus on making African Football amongst the best in the world and adhering to governance and transparency global best practices.

https://t.co/4b1P7Z29qj

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

The Argentinian Football Federation has declared its full support for Gianni Infantino, with the FIFA president under increasing pressure 🤝🇦🇷

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“I hope it’s not 6:00 am”

clock: 5:57 am

me immediately going back to sleep like those 3 minutes will change my life:

[NinoBrown US @NinoBrown_X]

The boys say make I ask you when you go start the stream??

[Speedy HQ @IShowSpeedHQ]

🚨| BREAKING: Cristiano Ronaldo just invited Speed to his WEDDING and gave him permission to LIVESTREAM it 🤯🤯😭

[Mighty Mohammed @The__Vyrus]

Person babe dey sweet eh 🤭

[Silva Nimi☔️🥷 @Silva_ojonimi]

Brooooo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[UEFA @UEFA]

Statement on behalf of UEFA and its 55 National AssociationStatement on behalf of UEFA and its 55 National AssociationStatement on behalf of UEFA and its 55 National AssociationStatement on behalf of UEFA and its 55 National Associations

[Evon @_evon3929]

Your iPhone shoots better photos than most cameras. Apple just leaves half the settings switched off out of the box.

Here are the 7 to change tonight:👇

[PHAROS @Pharos61]

Thank you everyone 💙🇨🇻🙏

I’ve been trying to reply to as many messages as I can… I think I need a break now, this migraine is real 😅

I’m truly grateful for the love, the support, and everything.

I’m honored 🌟

[Ƙŵɓñ🦅 @akokc_dark0]

“Ronaldo is not naturally talented because he can't dribble.”

They expect a 6'2" Ronaldo to dribble like Messi, but they don't expect a 5'7" Messi to jump as high and score like Ronaldo.

Okay next joke 😂