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[anth @AnthonyPrincip3]

#aplit Irene spending hours on her toilet like:

[peachypop, wild mage 🍑 🔜 Pokémon Worlds! @peachypop_cos]

I'm convinced most of these newcomers came in expecting to sweep on Champions bc they (mostly) memorized the type matchup chart and clicked Ice Beam on Lance's Dragonite when they were ten

[James @turningmystile]

some of you clearly haven't been in relationships with people who are extremely conflict avoidant while simultaneously keeping a mental list of every single thing you've ever "done wrong" that they unload on you the second you try to talk to them about something serious

[c•a•l•e•b @calebsislands]

i just can’t hate her i’m sorry. she’s so campy

[anth @AnthonyPrincip3]

@chrisisclueless I can never delete this app

[🖤 @chrisisclueless]

A boy spit on me and called me a f*g in 4th grade. I tackled him immediately after. While I had him pinned to the ground I thought to myself “he’s actually kinda cute” went home and cried the entire night cuz I was actually gay. He was right.

[🩷🌸𝑫𝒂𝒚🌸🩷 @DragonCatalyst]

Introducing the most new Pokemon ever while making almost all old Pokemon hard to obtain until post game is one of the bravest things this series has ever done and I unironically want them to do that again.

[anth @AnthonyPrincip3]

@morphinelovemua @theemisstoto @COVERGIRL @theemisstoto evil for bumping this 😭😭

[SurvivorQuotesX @SurvivorQuotesX]

Jawan thinks he’s pulled off a successful blindside on Savannah. But as the vote count starts to flip, Savannah’s sly smile turns into a full on taunt. You think you had me? Guess again. Goosebumps.

#Survivor #Survivor49

[yessenia @ymsox]

you can always tell when someone learned themselves through solitude instead of performance

[BPUF @bpufx]

she knew better than to say Parvati

[Prisi ༺♡༻ @soocrystalsings]

I’m so into healthy confrontation like let’s talk about it actually

[Vivian @suchnerve]

Gay men’s misogyny vs. straight women’s homophobia

[❀ istanmyself ❀ @rajawtheflatass]

everyone’s excited abt what the winds and waves legendaries or starter evolutions will be like meanwhile i’m most excited for what the regional three stage cunty pokemon line will be

[Ambi @JerseyShade]

I’m Survivor terms this is like when Candice dropped out of Micronesia and was replaced by Parvati

[perfect angel @girl__virus]

i really do say thank you every time i'm passed the joint #whitegirl

[Allan @TheAllanAguirre]

"I don't care if Emily tells every secret on this Island. But if she tells me how much rice to cook, I'll snuff her torch personally. I'll make a damn risotto if I want."

- Cirie

#Survivor50

[Genevieve Updates 🚨 @GenevieveUpds]

Rob getting premerge or prejury in 3/5 of his seasons, his winning season having a terrible newbie cast with little to no competition, and his terrible adaptation to playing with winners and people dare to include him in any Mount Rushmore/top players list

[jules @gaythotgirlson]

scared that i’m turning 25 in the fall because that’s old. but i am reassured that at 26 and 27 i will be young again. then 28 i’ll be old. 29 and 31 will be young. 30 will be simultaneously very old and a newborn baby. by 40 i’ll be at least 20, no older than 25.

[speedy @tweet_deleter]

if you are under 30 all you have to do is possess a curiosity about other peoples' lives and the ability to hold a conversation and you have a massive leg up on literally everyone else in your age range

[Ze Banded @ZeBanded]

If you would consult the diagram