Anthony Cotton

Probably the greatest actor in the world. Modest. Never name-drop. Hilarious. This is a parody - but the first sentence told you that.

[Anthony Cotton @AnthonyRotten]

I can't wait to get home and start lording it over people about my new celebrity friends. Everyone will be totes thrilled!

[Anthony Cotton @AnthonyRotten]

I can't wait to get back and tell all my CELEBRITY FRIENDS about my time in the jungle. They'll be thrilled! #iamamazing

[Anthony Cotton @AnthonyRotten]

@TheMrsH2010 I am the world's best actor. Everyone knows that!

[Anthony Cotton @AnthonyRotten]

I'm just pouring some lemon juice into my hair to let the sun bleach it. I love having retro 90s hair! It definitely makes me look younger

[Anthony Cotton @AnthonyRotten]

Hiya Everyone!! It's me! Here I am, full of my own self-importance! I should have won. But then, I would say that, because I. Love. Me!

[Anthony Cotton @AnthonyRotten]

Morning people. It's always great to wake up and remember that I am probably the greatest actor in the world. Actually, I definitely am!

[Anthony Cotton @AnthonyRotten]

I was in LA recently. Not sure if I mentioned it much. I DEMAND my privacy...but only when it suits me. Amazeballs. God, I'm so cool.

[Anthony Cotton @AnthonyRotten]

Hey everyone who thinks that I am amazing, which should be everyone. I am definitely up to carrying a major storyline. So there.

[Anthony Cotton @AnthonyRotten]

I do a lot of charity work. But I don't like to go on and on about it. I do a lot of charity work, by the way.

[Anthony Cotton @AnthonyRotten]

What a glorious day. I think I'll probably just go and change my page on Wikipedia to make me look even more successful. Amazeballs etc.

[Anthony Cotton @AnthonyRotten]

Going to spend today watching old videos of my very very successful chat show. Possibly the greatest TV programme ever made,

[Anthony Cotton @AnthonyRotten]

@laurawise1 Thanks for following. I am glad that you, like me, think that I am the best actor in the world. And so versatile too. x

[Anthony Cotton @AnthonyRotten]

@smnrdgrs How DARE you pass judgement on me!! It's not like I brag about where I'm going and with who, or anything! ;)

[Anthony Cotton @AnthonyRotten]

Just spent all day nape-dropping to cast members about my LA/NY trip. Lots of yawning. They love me really. (They don't at all.)

[Anthony Cotton @AnthonyRotten]

@amyrob3116 Thanks for following. You have excellent taste - you clearly like actors who are very versatile. And modest. x

[Anthony Cotton @AnthonyRotten]

Thinking whether to carry on re-dying my hair this horrible yellow colour. It definitely makes me look younger. And thinner.

[Anthony Cotton @AnthonyRotten]

@DarrenCollier86 ERM...I think you'll find that I police Twitter for anyone who disagrees with me! Think very carefully!! ;)

[Anthony Cotton @AnthonyRotten]

@sexpot_sharon I think you're amazing. Not as amazing as me, but still a bit amazing.

[Anthony Cotton @AnthonyRotten]

Morning! Think that I might just spending the day watching videos of my award-winning sitcom. They're bound to want a second series soon..

[Anthony Cotton @AnthonyRotten]

@21murphy Thanks for following. Sorry I haven't replied sooner - I've been counting my celebrity friends and how best to name-drop them. :)