When you have a moment today, please read my short story, "Dead Fish, New Fish"—fresh out today with Hobart Pulp!
And many, many thanks to @jrostopovich, whose incisive edits and suggestions really made this story shine.
Brooks has since deleted the tweet, proving he had not thought through his actions—has he ever, hmmm???—but here's another copy of his arrest report which he had his lawyers scrub online which I am reposting since it would be illegal for me to, I dunno, staple it to his forehead.
When you have a moment today, please read my short story, "Pleased as Punch"—about how capitalism in the US makes everyone lonely, misanthropic, and more than a little crazy—and which the good gang at Hawkeye Mag were gracious enough to publish!