austin

stupid on here; socially awkward in person

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Kent Pavelka Nebraska’s play by play announcer for 41 years had the best call you’ll hear today.

[NFL @NFL]

Legend

@aaronrodgers12

[Will Compton @_willcompton]

Just a reminder that bowl games don’t matter in this era of College Football

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Where girls cried: the Notebook

Where boys cried: Fast & Furious 7

Where men cried:

[austin @Anthony__12]

IT AIN’T SOUP UNLESS IT HAS GARLIC POWDA IN IT

[austin @Anthony__12]

May have just spent $17 on myself at McDonald’s

[austin @Anthony__12]

Didn’t have to dress up today. Dropped my bowl of chili and came out of the kitchen looking like Ed Gein 🫨

[Sunday Night Football on NBC @SNFonNBC]

This one's for the day ones.

[austin @Anthony__12]

Didn’t know I had to go through 6 levels of security to get a $4 iPhone cord at Walmart 😀😀😀😀😀😀

[austin @Anthony__12]

EXCITING WHITES (40+ edition)

[austin @Anthony__12]

you just gotta eat a crab Rangoon in 4 bites. Each little corner is a wonderful masterpiece for the mouth

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

We're in this thing together.

#PMSLive

[austin @Anthony__12]

Feel like you’d have better success eating a salad with chopsticks rather than a fork

[Elijah Herbel @HerbelEssences]

Dude was a 0-star recruit who walked-on at Nebraska, worked his ass off, earned a scholarship and became a multi-year starter.

Then he went undrafted, worked his ass off in training camp, and has made the Buccaneers’ 53-man roster.

What a story. Never bet against John Bullock.

[austin @Anthony__12]

Kinda hilarious that you could just brew a pot of coffee in your bedroom if you really wanted

[Benzo🦈 @_BenzoW]

After 25 you can’t raw dog life , you need a multivitamin here and there to keep you awake throughout the day 😭

[♰ @reeceollld]

"you're so quiet" thanks! i actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me

[austin @Anthony__12]

Yeaaa, July 3rd is a holiday as well. Let’s start admitting that