Anthony

Somewhat educator, sometimes writer, somehow Cowboys fan, something Trekkie. My words and my jokes are my own. Don’t boo - vote. He/him.

[Anthony @Anthonyaskswhy]

@BethanyForTruth Yeah I get that it’s hard for Republicans to understand how dems punish wrongdoing instead of celebrating it.

[Anthony @Anthonyaskswhy]

@omgsidewalks I can do it without the 700k

[Anthony @Anthonyaskswhy]

@WerderEdNFL This is great July football material.

[Anthony @Anthonyaskswhy]

@Cjpearson There’s plenty of room to land. Nobody came to the fair.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[John Frankensteiner @JFrankensteiner]

The “Have a good life” goodbye into Sam's fantasy of growing old with Diane is perfectly directed, possibly the best television ever, and certainly as beautiful as a sitcom has ever been, or ever will be

R.I.P. James Burrows

[Anthony @Anthonyaskswhy]

@RepNancyMace Some reading material for you and commenters. Studying how hormone therapy can affect people is not just for trans people (who exist and deserve care) but also aid in fertility treatments, vascular health and aid in curing disease.

https://t.co/C5T02vC310

[Anthony @Anthonyaskswhy]

@RandomHvacGuy Hope you’re not planning on collecting social security. Which will be your money plus the money of a dozen other people.

[Anthony @Anthonyaskswhy]

@DeeBeeEyyGee @DrOBrienMD You don’t need to do anything to this to make it sound more ridiculous. It can’t possibly get more ridiculous.

[Anthony @Anthonyaskswhy]

@Chillin_Dillon @Timodc Eloquently stated. Thanks for proving my point.

[Anthony @Anthonyaskswhy]

This is beautiful. A bottomless joy.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Anthony @Anthonyaskswhy]

@atrupar So those pricey eggs we bought during Biden must’ve been a celebration of our economic freedom then too.

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

That time William Shatner was emotional explaining how it felt to take his first flight into outer space and Jeff Bezos cut him off to spray champagne. Like a scene straight out of The Office

[Ned Middles @NedMiddles1]

I always loved when HARRY ANDERSON would show up on CHEERS.

JOHN RATZENBERGER didn't know what the gag would be, but was told to go along with it. 😂😂😂

[Anthony @Anthonyaskswhy]

@CrazyVibes_1 Yes and it was amazing.

[Kyle 🚄 @KyleTrainEmoji]

PICARD: Data, shields up

DATA: Brilliant! Shields can reduce damage we sustain. Not immunity. Not hubris. Just prudence. It's not precaution—it's strategy.

[camera shakes]

WORF: HULL BREACHES ON NINE DECKS

DATA: Here's what happened: you told me to raise shields, and I didn't

[Anthony @Anthonyaskswhy]

@jmkivals @RpsAgainstTrump He absolutely was like this in the first term.

[Anthony @Anthonyaskswhy]

@rsgnl I think you think that it’s the tip that’s egregious in this scenario and not what these things cost.