Brainy Smurf 🍄

If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide. — Mahatma Gandhi

[Brainy Smurf 🍄 @AntiFaMama]

Found my new pinned tweet:

[Read Appalachia @ReadAppalachia]

The only elegy y’all need today.

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@dieworkwear Okay but like... What is up with those shoes??
I've seen many a casual dress shoe, but guy on the left's shoes look like he Frankensteined the outsoles of his walking sneakers to his work wingtips, leather soles & all.
I am beyond baffled.

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What the fuck is this shit?? Why did I even come back on here, ffs...

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@nezumi_ningen Tell me more about this "death lemonade" 🤔

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🥳 It's Book Fair time!! 📚🥰

My kids go to a chronically underfunded public school in FL. A few years ago, I asked for help on here, and y'all's generosity helped so many kids.💗

If you can, we could really use the help again.

https://t.co/9ZoAlj6JQE

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@janecoaston My god that was so good... I can't find the words...

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@mxscottkernest I'm also poly, tho personally avoid connecting with monogamously-partnered people.
My issue w/affairs like that: it's hypocritical AF.
Plus (absent an agreement between them) it tells me they're fine being lowkey disrespectful & unethical in general, as long as it's on the DL.

[Syrian Emergency Task Force @syrianetf]

The list of demands the brave protesters in #Suwayda are demanding from the #Assad regime, its allies, the international community, the UN and all humanitarian organizations!
Yesterday September 14, 2023, lets listen to the people this time… #Syria

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@hilzoy Oof. OOF. Like I understand that it's probably very often a kind of rushed affair to record e-books; you may not get much prep time, etc. But I WOULD think there would at least be, like, a piece of paper listing how to say the REALLY IMPORTANT WORDS.

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@AOmmran @exploreorg @KatmaiNPS He was successfully rescued ❤️

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@frankkulakmods I just found your site & I'm totally blown away by your work! Please take care of yourself and know that even your new fans will be waiting patiently. I wish you the best in solving your health mystery & look forward to your return, whenever that may be.

[dizzy! @dizzydizzydazed]

since this is goin viral, my friend’s been homeless for over a year and he finally has the opportunity for safe, stable housing! his flight is booked for monday 8/21. he needs any help you can offer.

$R9994K

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@coolzonemedia @JoelleMonique @magpiekilljoy @why_sophie_why @yunghershey This is an excellent episode in and of itself, full stop.
But also? THANK YOU for recommending "Dear Mama" on Hulu, @JoelleMonique ! IT'S SO GOOD.
(just paused the show and jumped on this stupid app just to say thanks, it's that good. Everyone go watch after the podcast!)

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"What is happening?!"

That's a really solid question, Elon & Co. Because that's exactly how I feel every time I open this godforsaken app now.

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@Blackamazon Agreed, and THANK you.

I'm in FL... no one knows how fucked up our state is more than us residents, but goddamn am I tired of hearing people in racist AF California or wherever write off the entire South as villains at best and a punchline at worst.

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@jamesstout Re: the "Sheep!" podcast — I grew up in the suburbs of Florida but they still taught basics like nitrogen fixing & crop rotation in both history and science class. Even scored a field trip or 2 to a farm 😁

[james stout @jamesstout]

God forbid Nazis don’t feel welcome at a bike race.

[Toryn Caitriona Glavin @torynglavin]

Every Irish queer, woman and outcast is surely feeling Sinéad’s passing tonight.

Back in 2017 when I worked for TENI we got a call from her management asking could she donate her closet to us to as she was downsizing and wanted the clothes to go to trans folk in need.

An icon.

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@RiderBabe52 @ScareyNotScary @TJSode