Anti-Fan Cucumber-bro

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[Anti-Fan Cucumber-bro @AntiFanCucumber]

Master thread for my threadfics!

!Contains multiple NSFW threadfics so please proceed with caution!

[Biscuit🌸 @huabinggan]

Such a nice sunset for a drink isn't it ? 🥒✈️

#svsss #ShenQingqiu #shangqinghua #sqq #sqh #cumplane

[和ノ花 @wanoha7]

冰秋
#svsss

[Anti-Fan Cucumber-bro @AntiFanCucumber]

This is so beautiful

[Anti-Fan Cucumber-bro @AntiFanCucumber]

Yet Bingge seems to find him attractive enough to save (fuck) him each time they reenact the scenarios that ended up with a new addition to the (now disbanded) harem

Meanwhile Bingge is just happy his husband is being so proactive with their sex life despite having a thin face

[Anti-Fan Cucumber-bro @AntiFanCucumber]

I love the idea of Shen Yuan being whisked away to the PIDW universe by Bingge…and when Shen Yuan learns that Bingge wants to marry him he tries to convince Bingge that he shouldn’t want to marry him by telling Bingge to imagine him in previous wife-plot scenarios

[Anti-Fan Cucumber-bro @AntiFanCucumber]

That scenario clearly didn’t prove Shen Yuan’s point, because for some reason Bingge was able to get it up and consummate their marriage (even though Shen Yuan still claims they’re not married, he isn’t gay!)

So he has to find another way to prove Bingge isn’t attracted to him!

[Shan💥in the uni factory💥 @shanuraru]

oh no liu-shidi has been put into a situation #svsss

[Anti-Fan Cucumber-bro @AntiFanCucumber]

Forcing my friends to start reading SVSSS is my love language

[Anti-Fan Cucumber-bro @AntiFanCucumber]

Binghe would try to fuck SQQ with one of his fans

[Anti-Fan Cucumber-bro @AntiFanCucumber]

@mimi8bit Same, I live and breath binggeyuan because Bingge deserves to have someone who loves him so much 🥹

[Anti-Fan Cucumber-bro @AntiFanCucumber]

It kills me that Bingge left the SVSSS world wondering why he never got the kind shizun

Clearly some version of him was worthy of a kind shizun, so what was it about Him that was deemed not good enough for a shizun who cared and loved him

[Anti-Fan Cucumber-bro @AntiFanCucumber]

Shen Jiu: right where you left me, my tears ricochet

Yue Qingyuan: the 1

Liu Qingge: gold rush, untouchable, the last time

[Anti-Fan Cucumber-bro @AntiFanCucumber]

Luo Binghe: Don’t Blame Me, Mastermind, the archer, this is me trying, come back…be here

Luo Bingge: castles crumbling, look what you made me do, I did something bad, haunted

[Anti-Fan Cucumber-bro @AntiFanCucumber]

SVSS Characters as Taylor Swift Songs:

[Anti-Fan Cucumber-bro @AntiFanCucumber]

Too bad I’m doing it

[Anti-Fan Cucumber-bro @AntiFanCucumber]

Would y’all enjoy it if I made a list of T swift songs I think match svsss characters?

….I may already have many, many ideas

[Anti-Fan Cucumber-bro @AntiFanCucumber]

Shen Qingqiu jumping at the chance to help Yue Qingyuan and Liu Qingge with any sex flowers/traps they encounter, and it gets to a point where the two peak lords start to actively seek out ways they can dose themselves with aphrodisiacs so Shen Qingqiu will ride their cocks

[Anti-Fan Cucumber-bro @AntiFanCucumber]

The marking is of course the heavenly demon symbol, but it has three little empty hearts within the design

(One for each of the heavenly demons that made him drink their blood)

[Anti-Fan Cucumber-bro @AntiFanCucumber]

Truly i don’t think we talk about Shen Qingqiu having a womb tattoo enough