Anti-Joke Oak

I'm an oak tree and I don't do jokes.

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@Pacchelli truth

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whats good yall? or really whats bad? or wait.. nvm. whats good?

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What do a piano and a fish have in common? Neither one is a squirrel.

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Back soon.

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You know what rhymes with hell? School.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because it's dead.

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What did the cow say when it fell in the stream? Moo.

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Two squirrels were crossing a road. Neither made it as both were run over.

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All I want for Christmas is you... to stop breathing my air.

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What happened to the guy who dropped the soap in the shower? Another guy picked it up and kindly gave it back to him.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen. You're under arrest.

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taco cat spelt backwards is taco cat. Carry on

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A man walks into a bar. Several people come to his aid to make sure hes okay.

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Hey, the eighties called, they were really excited about inventing a phone that could call the future.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Why did the little girl never show up to her birthday party? She was hit by a train.

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing. Numbers are abstract concepts and therefore they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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I like my women how i like my coffee... without a penis.

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How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.