Old Kirk

harbinger, then wafter, of farts. fingerer of evil, and sniffer of aforementioned finger.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BREAKING: @tedlieu just said what we were all thinking:

"President Trump has repeatedly fallen asleep at multiple Cabinet meetings, at multiple White House events, and most recently at a raucous basketball game last night. The White House needs to explain why Trump keeps going to the hospital and why they keep giving him cognitive tests..

[Really American 🇺🇸 @ReallyAmerican1]

Steven A. Smith brutally DUNKS on Trump, blaming him for the Knicks loss, the loss of revenue in NYC, and tells him to stop avoiding a debate with him while warning him not to return to New York.

🔥🔥🔥

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

"If a person has ugly thoughts, it begins to show on the face. And when that person has ugly thoughts every day, every week, every year, the face gets uglier and uglier until you can hardly bear to look at it." - Roald Dahl

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

Trump is too emotional to be president

[Old Kirk @AntiKirk]

@elonmusk lol every normal rational person hates y’all. You have no true friends or family, only sycophants. Sad!

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

Since the @WhiteHouse and @POTUS is mad about this, please don’t retweet or share

[Terry Moran 🇺🇸 @TerryMoran]

We’re all supposed to pretend this isn’t happening a lot?

How does this make us look to the rest of the world?

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

DOGE was just a cover for the largest robbery of the American people in history.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So let me get this straight.

Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.

Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.

Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.

Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.

And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”

Please.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Sen. @JeffMerkley to Rubio: You have expressed that no one died as a result of the shutdown of USAID. I want to note that it's estimated that over 500,000 children have died from that shutdown. I hope you ponder that as we strive to rebuild programs related to malaria, tuberculosis, AIDS, HIV, nutrition, and Ebola.

[Jeremy @ManaByte]

This is comfort food.

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

As reported by CBS News' Michael Kaplan, while at Walter Reed hospital, Trump had the chance to visit with 14 U.S. soldiers wounded in his war of choice against Iran. Unsurprisingly, the coward snubbed EVERY SINGLE SOLDIER. He didn't have the guts to look them in the eyes.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

When I paid $200 for 3 bags of groceries today, I thought to myself, “I’m sure glad they’re having a UFC fight on the White House lawn”

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Did you know that Donald Trump's son just married the daughter of Jeffrey Epstein's accountant? Well now you do.

[Prem Thakker @prem_thakker]

Every right-wing response to this is literally just

[Boston Smalls @smalls2672]

Maga: we need to get rid of all this woke gay bullshit. The LGBTQ are predators trying to groom our children.

Also maga: I support Ken Paxton that got his friend out of trouble for repeatedly raping a boy.

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

Call me old-fashioned, but I think it should be a bigger story that a sitting Republican member of Congress is missing, nobody knows where he is, yet he’s somehow still insider trading.

[Joe @electionsjoe]

Insider trading is just allowed now I guess

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

OH THIS LITTLE DIVA CLEARED THEM SO BAD LMAOOO ICONIC😭😭😭