anti tom steyer

fuck ted cruise
this is a PARODY ACCOUNT please dont sue me
i am sad bc tom steyer shit down the art building at my school :(((( on sunday

[anti tom steyer @AntiSteyer]

a fitting tweet to wake up to after my long slumber #stopsleepingsteyerstopper

[Vampire Bott♡♡♡○○○ @VampireButt1]

@AntiSteyer your warrior spirit would rather stay home on the couch than get up and fight. This is fine. You may simply need a break from your quest for world domination

[Vampire Bott♡♡♡○○○ @VampireButt1]

I think it would be a very good idea for mcr to release a new song for the sonic 3 movie. I think it should play when sonic and shadow finally get together

[anti tom steyer @AntiSteyer]

omg shadow!!!!!!

[anti tom steyer @AntiSteyer]

aaaaAAAAA

[Vampire Bott♡♡♡○○○ @VampireButt1]

@AntiSteyer you need to speak to people directly, give detailed instructions, use simple language, and make sure they take notes, or beware of the consequences!

[anti tom steyer @AntiSteyer]

YES!! GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Vampire Bott♡♡♡○○○ @VampireButt1]

Good!!!

[anti tom steyer @AntiSteyer]

but if one of them is tom steyer.:…….#AAAAAAH

[Vampire Bott♡♡♡○○○ @VampireButt1]

Benjamin Franklin said, "Two people can keep a secret only when one of them is dead" @AntiSteyer

[anti tom steyer @AntiSteyer]

if i see tough skittles at the mcr concert i will kick him out.
#StopSteyer
#NotOkay

[anti tom steyer @AntiSteyer]

i c….

[Vampire Bott♡♡♡○○○ @VampireButt1]

Take care to take lots of vitamin c @AntiSteyer

[anti tom steyer @AntiSteyer]

#ally

[anti tom steyer @AntiSteyer]

ancient social traditions from ancient aliens #loveislove

[Vampire Bott♡♡♡○○○ @VampireButt1]

@AntiSteyer ancient social traditions could be a powerful part of today

[Hannah @lunpycat]

(during a driver’s exam) This is just like the movie “Cars”

[anti tom steyer @AntiSteyer]

they should make an ancient aliens episode about the bachelorette

[Hannah @lunpycat]

The guys on the bachelorette all sleep in one really long bed like hotdogs in a hotdog roller

[Vampire Bott♡♡♡○○○ @VampireButt1]

@AntiSteyer you'll easily outwit your opponents in a game of scrabble or chess

[anti tom steyer @AntiSteyer]

@VampireButt1 but not for long…

[Vampire Bott♡♡♡○○○ @VampireButt1]

Two women is not enough. The next season of the bachelorette should be all women

[Vampire Bott♡♡♡○○○ @VampireButt1]

Sometimes bugs can be tiny tiny tiny but they are secret

[anti tom steyer @AntiSteyer]

damn…should have been on twitter june 22nd b4 i decided to conquer someone #loveloses

[Vampire Bott♡♡♡○○○ @VampireButt1]

@AntiSteyer instead of thinking about conquering someone, try simply sitting back and receiving their appreciation and affection

[anti tom steyer @AntiSteyer]

good!!!!

[Vampire Bott♡♡♡○○○ @VampireButt1]

@AntiSteyer your libra nature will be in control of your actions

[anti tom steyer @AntiSteyer]

YES!!!!!!

[Vampire Bott♡♡♡○○○ @VampireButt1]

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