Chris

Potato whisperer.

[Chris @AntiToryChris]

@NiecyOKeeffe I think so..... it's hard to keep up with them....I take it injecting botulism into the lips is still good in the Upside Down?

[Chris @AntiToryChris]

@NiecyOKeeffe FFS..... and here's me thinking you caught depression off toilet seats.

[Chris @AntiToryChris]

@jstudabakka @Wokinho @BillSimmons The USA is, to use your words, "a stupid, insufferable clusterfuck" of a nation, populated by ignorant cunts like yourself. And don't worry, I don't envisage many people will consider you "worldly"; Dumb fuck comes to mind. Sad. Just like the sad little Trump parade.

[Chris @AntiToryChris]

@Cmdr_Hadfield @liverpoolphil Hope you've been given a warm Liverpool welcome, Chris, and enjoy our beautiful city. Tucked right behind the Phil - just off Falkner Street - is a cracking little Georgian era pub called the Belvedere. Well worth visiting for a swift pint.

[Chris @AntiToryChris]

@NiecyOKeeffe Based on the response to your Ridey Jeebus tweet a whiles back, upon publication, I suggest you don a disguise and whisk yourself to a secure location until the Christian fundamentalist fatwa has abated.

[Chris @AntiToryChris]

@theliamnissan People seem to be missing the big issue here: when Musk divorces Trump, who gets custody of Joe Rogan?

[Chris @AntiToryChris]

Thank you so much..... it's only taken seven months for my tweet to be appreciated....by you, at least.

[Eiad @EiadElsadig]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Chris @AntiToryChris]

@NiecyOKeeffe Does she get a bucket of fish-heads thrown in with the deal?

[Chris @AntiToryChris]

@NiecyOKeeffe Placing two giant narcissistic egos in close proximity for an extended period of time was always going to get messy. It's something to do with quantum physics, I think. I still don't believe they've reached critical mass yet. Could be spectacular.

[Still Shell. @MichelleRoder14]

For all of the racists carrying on shockingly about the dreadful car incident in #Liverpool today? I am a Scouser. My son was there. It was a 53 yo white man. We don't like racists here. Immigrant city. Go away and take your filthy minds with you. Thank you to everyone else xxx

[Chris @AntiToryChris]

@Scotsvix You know the saying, ' Mad dogs and English c*nts go out in the mid-day sun." I think that's how it goes.

[Chris @AntiToryChris]

@NiecyOKeeffe There's no redemption arc for that one.

[Chris @AntiToryChris]

@NiecyOKeeffe The current atavistic decline of civilised society perfectly encapsulated. In a fucking pizza.

[Chris @AntiToryChris]

@NiecyOKeeffe He's a handsome fella. Looks ready for some fine gallivanting.

[Chris @AntiToryChris]

@Scotsvix @andalg1 @ChildOfAlba @JohnSwinney Absolutely. In a world of hash browns, be a tatty scone.

[Chris @AntiToryChris]

@Scotsvix @andalg1 @ChildOfAlba @JohnSwinney They are indeed and I applaud your inclusiveness. Though on second thoughts, my attempts at potato diplomacy could offend sectarian consumers of potato scones. I really need to live up to my bio. Will do better next time.

[Chris @AntiToryChris]

@Scotsvix @andalg1 @ChildOfAlba @JohnSwinney Could take the middle ground and go for potato farl.

[Chris @AntiToryChris]

@NiecyOKeeffe Fun fact. There's a photo containing my maternal granddad, The Ride of Gurranabraher, in History's Daughter. He died 25 years before I was born so I can't really attest to whether he was the greatest ride to ever grace Blarney Street. I'll run with it, though