Anti-sleeper

I'm so woke, I anti-sleep.

[Anti-sleeper @Anti_sleeper]

Going to pride as a straight man specifically to ogle women

And there's nothing the gay agenda can do to stop me

[Anti-sleeper @Anti_sleeper]

Getting drunk and singing karaoke is very fun.
10/10, new weekly activity.

[Anti-sleeper @Anti_sleeper]

>friend invites me to hang out, he lives in Chicago.
>I don't recognize his street name: how ghetto is his neighborhood?
>Get out of Uber, immediately see white women jogging and a gay man walking a tiny dog.

"Holy fuck I feel so safe right now."

[Bryan Caplan @bryan_caplan]

If your literally false statement is beautiful, you can claim poetic license.

If your literally false statement is hilarious, you can claim comedic license.

Otherwise, speak literal truth or be silent.

[Anti-sleeper @Anti_sleeper]

@aakashgupta "You can do everything right and still lose ground.": True
"$28 lunch isn't an issue.": False

If outside forces are fucking you, that's a great reason to avoid also fucking yourself. Multiple years of investing an additional $7k/yr would put someone far closer to homeownership.

[Anti-sleeper @Anti_sleeper]

@thelandsbetween They're not going to hate it.

Your friends don't like your art because they're your friends, they like your art because it's good art.

You are good at art.

[Anti-sleeper @Anti_sleeper]

@FreedomClub6969 @AlliYaff Indeed! I'm equally surprised by that fact.

[Anti-sleeper @Anti_sleeper]

@dannycantalk This is my new favorite instance of deja vu.
Congratulations!

[The Daily Britain @dailybritainonx]

The best minute you’ll watch today 😂😂

[Anti-sleeper @Anti_sleeper]

@WelshJesstopher Sure. I believe you. Yep.

[Anti-sleeper @Anti_sleeper]

@WelshJesstopher And are you telling me that's beyond the realm of possibility?

[Anti-sleeper @Anti_sleeper]

Sneezed so hard I threw out my knee.

Just put me down. I had a good run almost, but it's over for me.

[Anti-sleeper @Anti_sleeper]

@WelshJesstopher Who can say what shits the future holds. Maybe you return someday, for a pilgrimage.

[Anti-sleeper @Anti_sleeper]

@BTRBT_ @dannycantalk @NoahKingJr My life is so much worse for having read the entirety of this exchange.

Why did you do this to me.

[Anti-sleeper @Anti_sleeper]

@KumratArt This is why I don't have a Steam Machine dammit.

(good morning)

[Kumratte @KumratArt]

To thank everyone!

Be following, Post your ref + like + retweet

Ends at 10k!

2 prizes= full bod + half bod.

[Anti-sleeper @Anti_sleeper]

@KumratArt May you reach your goal swiftly! Your art is incredible, and you deserve the success.

For my submission, I'm in need of an Ascended Sleeper.

[Anti-sleeper @Anti_sleeper]

Okay, but not having coffee, tea, or juice is linked to having an emaciated soul void of the spark that makes life worth living.

To what extent did you account for this?

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 @ThePreserverofU]

DRINKS YOU SHOULD NEVER TOUCH

1) Coca Cola → linked to heart disease
2) Energy drinks (Red Bull) → linked to migraine
3) Juice (orange, apple) → linked to diabetes
4) Alcohol (beer, wine) → linked to cancer risk
5) Canned tomato juice → linked to hypertension
6) Whole milk → linked to asthma
7) Caffeine (espresso, coffee) → linked to anxiety
8) Green tea (after 4 p.m.) → linked to insomnia
9) Frappuccino → linked to Alzheimer’s
10) Milkshake → linked to high cholesterol
11) Iced coffee → linked to skin problems
12) Diet soda → linked to bloating

[Just a Leper @just_a_leper]

Evil wicked critters and elves and goblins and other fae things are gang stalking me all the time