Riles (He/they)

i think i'm funny and unfortunately for u that's enough for me

[Riles (He/they) @AntifaHaircut]

Just had a chat with a coworker about how we as a society already have rock candy, so next we need "lava candy", and now I'm upset I don't live in @erinmorgenstern 's The Night Circus where that probably exists

[Riles (He/they) @AntifaHaircut]

All of these stupid zombie apocalypse productions out there, and we don't have a single "Red"-style zombie movie where a group of badass "elderly" folks kick zombie ass??

[Riles (He/they) @AntifaHaircut]

@JakeHurwitz thinking about getting a cake this week--looking for some professional opinions, so I went to the only person I could think of... Suggestions?

[Riles (He/they) @AntifaHaircut]

Fuck orchestra seating tickets do u know how much money i would spend to be in a symphony MOSH PIT????

[Riles (He/they) @AntifaHaircut]

Watching Paper Girls and really enjoying so far that adult Tiff is basically @quiddie and feeling a bit guilty every time I expect to see Aabriya's face on this actress instead

[Riles (He/they) @AntifaHaircut]

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to Link, and every Gerudo

[Borderlands @Borderlands]

🚨 Mark your calendars!

🎥 8.9.2024

[Riles (He/they) @AntifaHaircut]

@WorldsBeyondPod thinking of the crew, today

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@AmericanIndian8 @TheMuppets Brad, Janet, and Rocky are the only humans, and I NEED Tim Curry to voice a sexy Muppet, but I would accept a ms. piggy rendition if he wasn't up to the task.

[Riles (He/they) @AntifaHaircut]

@LeahMarieClaire @adamfgoldberg The only humans in the movie are Janet, Brad, and Rocky, so Tim Curry can still(?) voice a sexy muppet

[Riles (He/they) @AntifaHaircut]

My favorite part of a metal show is when "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" plays in the interval and the audience goes harder than they have for every band of the night

[Riles (He/they) @AntifaHaircut]

Nvm, that sounds like something Elon Musk would say; I take it back.

[Riles (He/they) @AntifaHaircut]

Might fuck around and find... myself?

[Riles (He/they) @AntifaHaircut]

Might fuck around and find... myself?

[Riles (He/they) @AntifaHaircut]

Endlessly curious, as a new DM and consistent lover of your writing, @LordGrimdark do you PLAY D&D or do you DM?

[Riles (He/they) @AntifaHaircut]

@StardustShop_ They're actually rad tho!

[Oliver Darkshire 🌈 @deathbybadger]

neil gaiman lost my book - he offered to try find it to give me a proper pull quote and I was like no this is much funnier, change nothing, I have everything I need

[Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics @danidonovan]

the neurodivergent urge to over-explain things in an attempt to avoid any potential miscommunication because you’ve felt misunderstood your entire life so now it’s really important to you that everyone knows exactly where you’re coming from at all times and even if you know you’re repeating yourself and got to the point a long time ago you can’t help but reiterate everything because you’ve had so many bad past experiences that you will do whatever your brain deems necessary to avoid the possibility of someone misinterpreting what you were actually trying to say

[Riles (He/they) @AntifaHaircut]

@stjepansejic where do the clothes go when the witchblade takes over--I need to know and you may be the only one who can tell me

[Riles (He/they) @AntifaHaircut]

Man I just feel like @AOC would be fun to play DnD with

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@erinmorgenstern Thank you so much for your time, and responses, and the work you put into breathing life into this! Your art of written imagery is yet unrivaled, so I can't wait to see it come to life!