Jerome-092

Why don't you take a seat?

[Jerome-092 @Antifa_Prime]

I decided to be more productive this year, and part of how I'll do that is by not going on Twitter.

I spent part of 2025 scheduling tweets to keep this account active until I return in 2027.

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gaystation

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sexbox

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This is how I get my units' morale up

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Also
Fuck's sake,
Get us Halo Wars 3!

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Imma start hiding, see?
Active camo on the map
Except I moved half meter
Now it's not concealing crap

Isabel's at home
And Serina's ship has flown
Now I'm captured by the Banished
While I autojack alone!

Anders
I'll miss you
Go get that ring into comms range

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I just saved the world
After that thirty years on ice
For that girl to be alive
And be my AI wife

Can't be in a cage
All my units gonna die
I've got some air to upgrade
They shot my vulture out the sky

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Alright, listen
I can't be killed
I'd just go missing in action or some shit
Come back in a book
And that grunt had a throne!!!
I'm doing this Ark a favor

Please
Don't take me prisoner

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Shit. Did my dumbass just really hit a tree?
Now I get up on my feet and try to flee
But I can't sprint without you 343
If I speak to them maybe I'll be free!
But they have guns, what happens when they shoot at me
Is my dumbass gonna lose my killing spree?

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Drive drive drive cause I am speed
Seven beers is all I need
Try just try but I will lead
Bet you just peed your space diaper

Drive drive drive but I'm still speed
Seven beers, a pinch of weed
Fried fried fried my brain I need
Some more to proceed

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I just saved the world from rebellion's spark
Killed a little grunt, better for the Ark
Yapyap was his name, heavy was his crown
But I won't go down!

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Methane in the air, blue blood on the grass
Won't admit defeat with Banished on my ass
You may have a fleet by I'm still driving fast
I'll never be passed

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Little did you know, I filled up on gas
Ima get your methane breathing ass
Pulverize this fuck! With my chaingun truck!
It seems you're out of luck! TRUCK!!!

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Driving in my hog, drinkin with the boys
Hey that bump's shaped like an unggoy
Got the skill, I'm gonna get this kill
Got grunt bits in the grill, oh boy

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This trailer had so much sauce

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This is the future liberals want #pride2026

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Not sure what's happening today, all I know is that they're falling for it again

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The one semi-active prophet of Regret account that I find and he sucks ass.

Lore accurate.

[Prophet of Regret @RegretProphet]

There's two ways to interpret this: it's merciless and we're better than that, or, it's merciless and, that's exactly the message we want to send. #MAGA #ICE #Illegalimmigration #Democrats #depor

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The Covenant call Spartans "demon" too

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Happy pride month

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What fighting the Flood is like