I decided to be more productive this year, and part of how I'll do that is by not going on Twitter.
I spent part of 2025 scheduling tweets to keep this account active until I return in 2027.
Imma start hiding, see?
Active camo on the map
Except I moved half meter
Now it's not concealing crap
Isabel's at home
And Serina's ship has flown
Now I'm captured by the Banished
While I autojack alone!
Anders
I'll miss you
Go get that ring into comms range
I just saved the world
After that thirty years on ice
For that girl to be alive
And be my AI wife
Can't be in a cage
All my units gonna die
I've got some air to upgrade
They shot my vulture out the sky
Alright, listen
I can't be killed
I'd just go missing in action or some shit
Come back in a book
And that grunt had a throne!!!
I'm doing this Ark a favor
Please
Don't take me prisoner
Shit. Did my dumbass just really hit a tree?
Now I get up on my feet and try to flee
But I can't sprint without you 343
If I speak to them maybe I'll be free!
But they have guns, what happens when they shoot at me
Is my dumbass gonna lose my killing spree?
Drive drive drive cause I am speed
Seven beers is all I need
Try just try but I will lead
Bet you just peed your space diaper
Drive drive drive but I'm still speed
Seven beers, a pinch of weed
Fried fried fried my brain I need
Some more to proceed
Methane in the air, blue blood on the grass
Won't admit defeat with Banished on my ass
You may have a fleet by I'm still driving fast
I'll never be passed
Little did you know, I filled up on gas
Ima get your methane breathing ass
Pulverize this fuck! With my chaingun truck!
It seems you're out of luck! TRUCK!!!
Driving in my hog, drinkin with the boys
Hey that bump's shaped like an unggoy
Got the skill, I'm gonna get this kill
Got grunt bits in the grill, oh boy
There's two ways to interpret this: it's merciless and we're better than that, or, it's merciless and, that's exactly the message we want to send. #MAGA#ICE#Illegalimmigration#Democrats#depor