Antipodes

Antipodes. Sensational coffee without the ponce. Breakfast with pizzazz. Homemade baking you dream off. Anti-trend. Pro-Bucking-it.

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This is. https://t.co/BkofRCKQt8

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"Hilary, 29, Portland: I was afraid of avocados for a while."

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"Tomorrow Antipodes is going to be dropping their new eggs all over the show." Stop dropping singles, videos etc. Who started that verb?

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Just resting a little bit having run round like a maniac for all you sun-loving salad-eating coffee-suppers. Thanks for coming along.

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No you should not use avocados as buns. #avocadobunburger #Guardian

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What a relief the escaped lynx has been captured in Devon. #dartmoor

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In case you were foolish enough not to try yesterday's Blood Orange Vanilla Macaroon Cake, thank God there's another!

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Please don't come in and ask if we will make you a matcha chai latte.

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If robots sneak in and steal my job when I must mop, or sweep, or get up early, I don't mind. Good old robots.

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@AntipodesBerlin If robots steal my job when I have the mopping to do and so on, I don't care. Good old robots.

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Are robots going to steal your job? Probably | Moshe Y Vardi https://t.co/r6G8TIJUNW

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It's spring. Forgo the gym. Begin this season with cake. Carrot. Cake. Or this:

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Cardamom Coffee & Walnut Cakes are here! Not there incidentally.

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Get up! Come in and sample what the little people made while you were sleeping.

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To the male customer who said: "not unkindly" ... "but you lost your smile these past months." https://t.co/hpYL60f440 …

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Antipodes is mopping to Ros Sereysothea's version of Shave Your Beard. A song for the times.

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Shepherd's Pie. It's ready. https://t.co/IAXTA1Pq3T

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If you hail from NZ, you'll be familiar with an Afghan. Some lovely guy just asked for an African.

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Carrot cake. Carrot cake. Carrot cake. Delectable carrot cake. Carrot cake. Carrot cake. Eat it. Antipodes. Mmmmmm. Makes you thin.

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Ancient curse warnings are extremely effective. This much loved magazine remains put. https://t.co/vsKLSc45fh

[Penny Martin @PennyJaneMartin]

Seems extreme, @AntipodesBerlin. We could post you another for one of your famous breakfasts? (Thks @katikrause)