Antoine Blanche

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http://t.co/nIiSilyPSQ If you've ever taken a baby to a movie, please set yourself on fire. Thanks.

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http://t.co/8gwJnrDlqb When I grocery shop for the wife I always buy cucumbers smaller than me, just in case.

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http://t.co/hFFfj6i0cO "This is the best acid ever. I totally should write some children's books now." ~ Dr. Seuss

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Fall is fast approaching. Time to sew all my jean legs back on. http://t.co/m0fzrsAcj9

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http://t.co/xkyZc2zmGl If I were British these tweets would be worth 1.61 times as much.

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Male ladybugs prefer to be called "bugs." http://t.co/GeP8PLp3uW