Anton Reiter

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Told you

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A&E Egg Nog will be back in stores in a week at most. Be on the lookout.

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@Ethanbonin Shut up

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@Ethanbonin Hey

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@espy2fly Dude that's such a sick get.

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You guys remember Cha Cha? You would text a number and a real person would respond and and everyone just asked dumbass questions? That was a wild time.

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If I had to pick one permanent wing man, I would go with @jackantonoff.

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@jefftakin Redshirt huh? Be safe out there!

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@CampbellColby I know that I refuse to associate with anyone who got J&J. Pfizer makes you wiser. Am I a little elitist? Yeah and it is so comfy up here on this ivory tower.

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@espy2fly

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@WereOnInFive My name is Tony

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Shania Twain Part Two is out now on @wereoninfive. Come see how Shania rose to fame, and turned Nashville on its head. Pictured here is her on her wedding day with her cowriter, producer, and husband - Mutt Lange. https://t.co/qPIxHXRqR9

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@MaltOMealCereal

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Hey @MaltOMealCereal, what the eff is this? I expect more than one marshmallow in my S'mores cereal. This is a travesty!

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You guys remember in The Emperor's New Groove when Kuzco gets excited because he got turned back into a Llama? That's where we are as a country right now.

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@SeanDengler I mean, I would change some things, but that's okay, because it's not my list, it's yours. And that makes it perfect.

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How do I go about buying Chris Wallace a beer? He's earned it.

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@Ethanbonin @realDonaldTrump Yeah brother

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@Ethanbonin @realDonaldTrump Trump knows about Defamation.