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wife • mom • nurse

[lex @AntonenkoLexi]

Girls literally find out EVERYTHING regardless of if we want to or not and it’s hilarious

[lex @AntonenkoLexi]

Convinced I will loose an eye at some point in my life from my daughter accidentally poking it with a random object

[stevie @steviebiebs]

It's 2016. You're at a frat house. Your converse stick to the beer soaked floors with every step. It smells like sweat and you're sipping on a vodka and flat sprite. There's a boy screaming about tomorrow's darty into your ear. Broccoli is playing in the background. Life is good.

[k @urfavkatt]

I love hearing “we” and “our” when my partner talks. It’s small affirmation.

[Bella Fiori @IsabellaLFiori]

you ever just remember a piece of clothing you used to have and somehow randomly lost? i wonder where all those clothes are now, i hope they’re happy wherever they are

[lex @AntonenkoLexi]

Any other moms who have the strongest urge to wash all laundry in dreft bc it smells so damn good or is it just me 😅

[Sarah McCammon📻 @sarahmccammon]

There is no longer AM and PM. There is just "coffee time" and "wine time."

[eleanor @elliebri21]

NEVER. STOP. HITTING. ON. YOUR. SIGNIFICANT. OTHER. (doesn’t matter how big or small, don’t stop- everyone loves that stuff)

[シ @unspelling]

if you write a girI a handwritten note she’s keeping it forever no matter what happens

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! Much love

[lex @AntonenkoLexi]

@netflix now that everyone’s quarantined, plz use the extra money you’re raking in and bring back friends bc there’s nothing else to watch thx.

[Jody Norstedt @Norstedt_GO]

"Our 3rd line guys are going to score. Our 1st line guys are going to score and everything in between."

East region tourney champ @RRHSBoysHockey is hoping its depth + defense can lead it to even more hardware. The Roughriders open state vs Jamestown.

@MidcoSN | #NDpreps

[darwin @itsnotdarwin]

date someone u have fun grocery shopping with

[lex @AntonenkoLexi]

i sure do my best cleaning when i have an exam i should be studying for

[Ben Heisler @bennyheis]

To the dad who recorded his baby son every day and turned it into a video montage of him singing “Thunderstruck,” by AC/DC, you are my absolute new hero...

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Nancy Pelosi 2019:

President Trump can't legally kill a terrorist leader in a defensive strike without Congressional approval

Nancy Pelosi in 2011:

Barack Obama does NOT need Congressional authorization to put American lives at risk in Libya

What changed?

🤔

[Daniela @manishie_]

I felt like I had to share this or I’d go to hell