Antony Mutiga

CRTO ~ CyberPro Solutions Limited ~ Arsenal ~ OKC ~ Battle Rap ~ LA Rams

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

This will go down as the greatest 2026 World Cup interview

[𝑪𝒐𝒏𝒆 🌩 @Three_Cone]

Alright this time next year I want that trophy back in Oklahoma City

[Thunder Film Room @ThunderFilmRoom]

Successful hate watch 4/4.

It’s been a pleasure.

[Antony Mutiga @AntonyMutiga]

@truneski The 🐐 😂😂😂

[Antony Mutiga @AntonyMutiga]

@truneski Chet 1 Wemby 0 😂😂😂

[Antony Mutiga @AntonyMutiga]

@maelsauce_ Hiroshima 1: Little Boy

[Anthropic @AnthropicAI]

The US government, citing national security authorities, has issued an export control directive to suspend all access to Fable 5 and Mythos 5 by any foreign national, whether inside or outside the United States, including foreign national Anthropic employees.

The net effect of this order is that we must abruptly disable Fable 5 and Mythos 5 for all our customers to ensure compliance.

Access to all other Claude models is not affected.

We apologize for this disruption to our customers. We believe this is a misunderstanding and are working to restore access as soon as possible.

Read our full statement: https://t.co/bwn0sximKZ

[Antony Mutiga @AntonyMutiga]

If Chet can do this game 5 i'll forgive him. 😅

[👑 𝓝𝓲𝓬𝓴 👑 @neverbeenequal]

😂😂😂

[The Butcher @inglorious_bat]

The SpaceX IPO is just a huge transfer of wealth from individuals (and their retirement funds) to Elon. Good luck to everyone involved

[Philo Groves @PhiloGroves]

Fable on API is about $600/hour lol, our jobs might be safe for a while.

[Antony Mutiga @AntonyMutiga]

Damn, what did those bins do to bro?

[Commander in Chief @_Nonballknower]

Crosskey-Merritt’s high school offseason workout video

[Antony Mutiga @AntonyMutiga]

@truneski Believe in your team bro 😂

[Antony Mutiga @AntonyMutiga]

@truneski 😂😂😂

[Antony Mutiga @AntonyMutiga]

This is me! 😂😂😂

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Thunder fans watching the Spurs go down 0-2 in the NBA Finals

[Joel Jirani @JoelJirane]

I am surprised to learn Ebola spreads faster in gold mining sites.

What a good and instant research by the government.

[Antony Mutiga @AntonyMutiga]

@a_wanjirum Watch then we discuss.

[Antony Mutiga @AntonyMutiga]

Korean shows are where it’s at! This show had the best pilot character introduction so far I’ve seen.

[koreanoli @koreanoli]

Netflix dropped yet another banger 💥

[sandra @its_sandrra]

realistically the spurs weren’t supposed to beat okc lowkey