duden

people order our patties

[JT @jiratickets]

Knew a dude who emailed the IT guy directly instead of submitting a ticket and they blew his shit smoove off

[CCP IS ASSHOE @CCPISASSH0E]

Now THAT’S art

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock]

No game can ever top Skyrim in terms of modding

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock]

Goob Morbin

[teebee @flashytrans]

be america

every citizen has 100 ak-47s

le "what if we need to overthrow our government!!"

government starts kidnapping and murdering civilians for no reason

every government official is outed as 100% confirmed child rapist

-Nothing happens

[millie @milliemeows_]

im actually like in shock. it was all real
they actually pitched both sides against eachother so the rich can eat babies
where the fuck do we go from here???

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

u know how much of a sicko u gotta be to get banned on xbox live in 2013?? they was lettin niggas do ANYTHING back then

[mor @moristiko]

good morning

[illuminatibot @iluminatibot]

One of McAfee's last messages to the world before he was murdered:

"Some of you may be living an existence of dissatisfaction... of emptiness... of longing."

"This sense of longing... is really your loss of freedom. And it is freedom for which you yearn."

"And you have none in this government. A government... which started out with the people being free and the government being our servants. It has become the government is free... and it's the people that are the servants."

"You have woken up to your reality. That is what you are feeling."

"Wake up a bit more and do something about it."

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

The President of the United States is literally telling you that you should either own assets or learn to be a permanent member of the underclass

Government is not coming to save you. No regulatory changes are coming to save you

Make your financial bets accordingly

[Miilato @miiilato]

plato and socrates

[Rooster @TheRooster]

I’M DOING THIS TONIGHT LOOLLLL

[Mr. Honeydew @bestbuddy1998]

This is the type of shit that ICarly brother would be making in the crib instead of getting a fucking job

[e s t h e r 🌙 @estherrrhm]

que le jodan al gta6 all my homies jugarán al fable

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

'Fable' is releasing on Xbox, PS5, and PC in Fall 2026 ⚔️

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

These goblins pissed me off so I destroyed their village and turned it into a Chili’s