AntznnFX

Creative Director - Est. 2019

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in honor of mens mental health month, i’d like to take this time to say that you fakas is soft

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My cousin recently had a whole “coming-to-faith” party which was aight. Gave him a case of Bengay and was promptly asked to leave

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my honest reaction to a guy complimenting my cologne

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I’m reporting all the “TreatzBy____” accounts to the welfare office 😁😁😁

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it’s always “feeling something bad is about to happen is called anxiety” never “you have spidey sense”

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she showed interest by talking about your favorite sports team, but you called her ball knowledge weak

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man to man, stop calling me on facetime 🫵🧚

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I’d rather have my chicken cooked to oblivion than “cooked to 165°” Stfu Steven that shits red in the middle

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started my neighbors weedeater on the first pull in front of his wife and kids

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i h8 when mfs assume i’m book smart just bc of my glasses, i’m just as slow as you i just so happen to be nearsighted

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You a Grade A bitch if you leave your shopping cart in the parking lot

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randomly remembered these got discontinued and immediately got pissed off

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me lying on my resume but actually performing under pressure

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i’m an avid hater of root beer, get that carbonated dirt water outta my face

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😂😂😂 @ii_carmen #RaiseHail

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If you’re having a bad day or think your life sucks, just know there are adult men who post IG reels of apex predators with quotes from 21st century movies

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my biggest pet peeve is ppl over using colognes/perfumes, fucking walking fire hazards

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Seasonal depression is a myth. You miserable fucks are always mood killers - it just so happens to be December

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@CythaDon some real hater energy, hate to see it

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i told my therapist that I crack myself up with my own jokes, this bitch trynna talk about some “schizophrenic” tendencies

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watching Dora with my nieces type shit