Three Guinness World Records titles before 17 ⚽😱
@Arsenal's Max Dowman has been presented with three official Guinness World Records certificates following his record-breaking rise through English and European football.
Chelsea fans used to call Enzo Fernandez “Proper Chels” cos he used to unnecessarily tackle and harass former Chelsea players
I wonder what they’ll call him now that he has snaked them out
As I dey start match with Rice and Bruno G, if we see say you no fe compete, we go reduce am for you to zubi and MLS... If you die before next szn, we go fight oo 😂
🚨🔴⚪️ BREAKING: Bruno Guimarães to Arsenal, HERE WE GO! 🇧🇷
Agreement in place with Newcastle after long talks and personal terms in place with Bruno since July. Fee worth £75m.
New midfielder for Mikel Arteta. 🔜
🚨 Arsenal nearing total agreement with Newcastle United to sign Bruno Guimaraes. Desire among all parties to bring situation to close + deal now on course for completion - 28yo awaiting #NUFC permission to undergo medical & seal #AFC switch @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/FA65Uh0Nfr
Dear Chelsea,
So far, so good. You’ve signed Quenda £50M, Palestra £57M, Lacroix £52M, & Morgan Rogers £117M. You’ve even brought in a serial winner as your manager, Xabi Alonso.
By December, we don’t want you supporting City to win the league. Win it yourself.
Thank you.
They’re right. @KMbappe is a dictator.
He dictates games. He dictates the ball. He dictates the pitch. He dictates the pace. He dictates score lines.
A true leader. A selfless player.
I love my GOAT
👨🏾🍳⚽️: As a striker, your primary job is simple: stay in the box, attack crosses, win aerial duels, get shots away, and keep them on target.
Be ruthless. Don’t be wasteful.
But where I come from, our striker somehow doubles as the chief set-piece taker… even for free kicks 35–40 yards from goal.
Fvcknnashit!