Anuj Vasu

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Decoding Narratives & Political Arithmetic 😄

[Anuj Vasu @AnujVasu2]

@MrDemocratic_ Glad to hear that. Now let him prove his popularity by winning the UP elections. Or let's make it easier… at least win more seats than either the BJP or SP.

[Anuj Vasu @AnujVasu2]

What you’re going through is called an existential crisis.
You’re not happy being No. 3. The problem is, there isn’t really a No. 3. That makes you the spare one (aka Prince Harry).

Dipke is smart. He knows how to play his cards. He’s disruptive, knows how to stay relevant and will continue to do so.
Ranga has a different path. He’s playing to Kejriwal’s directions and probably has a bigger future with AAP somewhere down the line.

Meanwhile, Abhijit and Ranga seem perfectly aligned with projecting Kejriwal as a future PM and keeping that pitch alive.
Your dilemma is different. You clearly want to move towards Congress and I can actually see some similarities between your style and Supriya Shrinate. You might make a good pair.

That leaves you in a Catch-22,trying desperately to get attention, picking fights with people on X, but not quite landing anywhere. And some of the people you’re trying to provoke are seasoned players and they simply refuse to take the bait.

Maybe you’re itching to pick another battle with Kangana on Twitter, but considering what she did to Ramdev, I suggest you tread cautiously😂

[Anuj Vasu @AnujVasu2]

@British_Airways
I deliberately chose BA for my 13-hour London–Shanghai (BA169. 1 August) flight because I expected the service, hospitality and long-haul entertainment experience associated with British Airways.

What I got was genuinely shocking.
An entertainment system (seat 38C) that looked seriously out of date, with a hand-held controller, a clunky interface that was difficult to operate and USB ports that didn’t even work.

At booking, BA tells customers the aircraft type, but there was nothing to indicate that the onboard product could be this outdated. Had I known what I was actually paying for, I would have chosen another airline.
I genuinely felt misled and let down as a customer.

These photos show the ��premium’ long-haul experience I was sold.

@British_Airways you say you want to make ‘every trip’ a great experience. Do you genuinely consider this an acceptable long-haul experience for a premium 13-hour flight in 2026?

[Anuj Vasu @AnujVasu2]

Be happy with these fake edits. The whole world knows this is Congress’s 15th attempt at relaunching Rahul Gandhi as a ‘Yuva’ leader 😂

Just FYI: Gen Z is already old news. We’re now talking about Gen Alpha, with Gen Beta next, while Congress is still busy rebranding Rahul Gandhi as the youth icon.
Leave him alone. It’s clearly beyond his capabilities.

[Anuj Vasu @AnujVasu2]

@Ryanair Your team can’t be that busy that there is no time for even basic cleaning of the aircraft before boarding, especially when the flight is already running an hour late.
FR3592 to Budapest. 23/08/2026. Very disappointing!

@STN_Airport

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@Aloksharmaaicc Yes, this is absolute cinema….the kind that flopped at the very first show.

[Anuj Vasu @AnujVasu2]

If you really believe in girl power, then walk the talk. Do the right thing, step aside and let Priyanka lead Congress.
You’ve been ineffective as the face of Congress for the last 12 years. At this rate, even Abhijeet Dipke could emerge as a stronger anti-BJP face than you.
Otherwise, these are just hollow words from a man who celebrated the rejection of the Women’s Reservation Bill in parliament.

[Anuj Vasu @AnujVasu2]

@rautsanjay61 @AmitShah Sanjay Raut’s daily routine: Tweets fake news, gets roasted by random people, sleeps, wakes up and repeats 😂
Who would believe this person once worked with Balasaheb Thackeray? Today, he’s reduced to being a fake news peddler for Pappu.
What a downfall!

[Anuj Vasu @AnujVasu2]

@SupriyaShrinate Pappu’s PR manager is making an even bigger Pappu of herself.

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@ArvindKejriwal Only a few can be an IITian and still end up being a fraud!

[Anuj Vasu @AnujVasu2]

@pallavict @abhijeet_dipke @AshutoshRanka Please wait until the Punjab elections! Abhi aap kataar mein hain.

[Anuj Vasu @AnujVasu2]

If you think you can walk into a school without authority or permission, where underage children are studying, inspect young boys and girls bathrooms and interact with them without their parents’ consent and somehow think that’s acceptable, then you seriously need to question your judgment.

By that logic, would you be OK with people walking into your home or office tomorrow, without permission, on the pretext that they suspect you of being anti-national or a potential child abuser?

Do it on a Sunday or after school hours. At the end of the day, if your objective is to highlight schools with poor infrastructure, you don’t need to interact with children to do that. You have no business unnecessarily involving or interacting with underage students.

You studied abroad, show some sense and logic. Your intentions might be good, but the way you’re going about this is totally wrong.

[Anuj Vasu @AnujVasu2]

@th_anonymouse That’s what Dimagi Naxals are capable of: cooking up stories and building false narratives. The editing is seriously amateurish!

[Anuj Vasu @AnujVasu2]

@Gabbar0099 Even you are not sure 😂
What kind of supporter are you?

[Anuj Vasu @AnujVasu2]

@RoshanKrRaii Nobody thinks India is a poor country except the Dimagi Naxals.

[Anuj Vasu @AnujVasu2]

@BJP4India Please learn from Ajit Doval: never expose your asset in public
He has been delivering non-stop for the BJP for the last 12 years.

A true patriot! 🇮🇳 🇮🇳

[Anuj Vasu @AnujVasu2]

@Fintech00 Planting Rahul Gandhi inside Congress. 12 years and still delivering.

[Anuj Vasu @AnujVasu2]

@anubhavgupta_ji Not happening. 2029 Modi, 2034 Yogi is 100% loading.

Meanwhile, Rahul Gandhi is on course to retire as India’s eternal youth leader after 2029 elections 😂

[Anuj Vasu @AnujVasu2]

@abhinaymaths Your season is over, bro.
They don’t need you anymore, you are surplus to requirements 😂
Chill!!

[Anuj Vasu @AnujVasu2]

@RoshanKrRaii Don’t cry. Congress could have invested its funds in building the party at the grassroots and avoided becoming a sideshow in Indian politics.

I guess funding Rahul Gandhi’s lifestyle and extravagant holidays was more important than funding the party 😂